DOCTOR... "The tests came back, you're obese"....
60 STONE GUY... "Yeah, it runs in my family"...
DOCTOR... "No one runs in your family you fat piece of shit".
There all doing well. Everyone who has one is over moon. Here's Brian again aged 7 weeks with my daughter. She use to take him everywhere. Still takes him out walking now. Proper little bond.
Mine as well Phil as I live in lake district. No fields are flat ?. I need a animal that can withstand rough ground. Anything supersonic doesn't last 5 minutes up here.