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dytkos

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  1. KHS (equine) Found them on the web. Pay about £100 a year per dog. Have had over a grand worth back for my lurcher's (cross breed) injurys over the last 5 years and it's only gone up a fiver!
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    coffee

    Coffee, love the smell, hate the taste. Tea everytime. Cheers, D.
  3. No critiscism meant but Kay's suggestion is better. Ferrets are social creatures and they develop better in company. It's as easy to keep 2 ferrets as 1 (providing they have the room, etc) and twice the fun. Enjoy. Cheers, D.
  4. Hello mate, hamstring is above the knee, at the back of the thigh, basically below your bum. Calf muscle strains or probs usually hurt in the middle of your calf, any lower and it could be tendons or Achilles. I'm no quack but I've had all the feckers. Cheers, D.
  5. How can you tell when a Burnley girl has had an orgasm? She drops her chips!
  6. Theyr'e excellent, suprised you've not had more replies! Cheers, D.
  7. Learnt how to "wire" rabbits in The Dales from a great rabbitting man back in the 's. A wire coat hanger was straightened with a loop bent into one end and the other end bentback at an acute angle about half an inch long. When you approached rabbits they would duck into the limestone pavements, sometimes only a foot or two down in blind natural depressions in the rocks. Down with the wire, contact with the rab, a few twists of the loop and withdraw. Hey presto! One bunny! Sometimes slightly bruised but sellable as ferretted. Cheers, D.
  8. Feck me Ditch, what are you on about. I Just double click internet explorer, then favorites, then THL, BT feck us up every now and then with line probs but I'm scared shitless about having to understand all that firefox shit etc. Only one sort of fox shit as far as I know! Best of luck, cheers, D.
  9. Used to fish at Castle Loch, Loch Maben about 25 years ago! Mate caught a 25pounder there, I only managed an 11 pounds fish. Don't know what its like now but a lovely place near the Caeverlock Widlife sanctuary. Loch Ken is (was) good fishing also. Cheers, D.
  10. 5FT will take a photo of a set thats on one of our farms top hole is almost 20ft above the entry holes,and yes they do use them all. Another sign is fields that look like they have had a herd of horses in them,were badgers have ripped up clodges in search of grub. Don't forget all the holes full of badger shit
  11. Feckin unlucky mate. RIP Blue
  12. Man goes on a self improvement/motivational course at work. Comes home with a load of new found ideals and theories. Says to his missus " I'd like you say something to me that will make me happy and make me sad at the same time" Wife thinks for a few minutes then replies" Well, you're dicks bigger than your brother's"!
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    Bear coursing

    It's working. Doh!
  14. Ferrets, they C$nts shouldn't have internal organs. Wankers!
  15. Very cheap if the quality's there, I paid 40 quid for a mask and brushto be done in 1980 and that wasn't dear then!
  16. Never really fancied falconry or understood the mentality of falconers, so much work per kill ratio! Been reading your posts re Boris, and I'm impressed, big style. No hankerings for a bird but a genuine appreciation. Best wishes for many more. Cheers, D.
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    shannon

    Didn't take the police long did it? Doh!
  18. My countryside Alliance renewal was 52 quid, 5 million pounds public liability insurance for field sports built in.
  19. Pick me up on the way past! Cheers, D.
  20. Another way is to copy the pic to your desktop, then click Edit, then click Image, then click Stretch/Skew, then change both the horizontal and verticals from 100% to 20% and save. The pic on your desktop will then fit easily. HTH. Cheers, D.
  21. Tell ya mate, skin and gut them, in a plastic bag and GIVE THEM AWAY to customers and maybe the landlords of your local pub. You'll usually get a pint put in, about the best part of 3 quid round here!
  22. Depends on how much room you need mate, Jimny's great but small, Landy or Pajero/Shogun/Fourtrack/Hi Lux if you need something bigger, more insurance/less mpg tho'. Cheers, D.
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