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Greyman

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  1. Get a grip mate don’t believe everything you read,
  2. Lovely grain, make great catty forks,
  3. Recon there is a few that would still fall out with the neibours ?
  4. Yes but it’s getting bad down there, he had is bin kicked over last week ?
  5. Trouble with that you will never be bothered to do anything else once you’ve smoked your 9bar ???
  6. If your ever in Bristol again mate this one is in the middle of a council estate just up the road from me on sea mills square, it’s called the Addison oak and the front door to the right of the telegraph poll was my first flat 38 years ago ??
  7. I was suspecting Mac as he’s disappeared was a world traveler and opposed my big cat ideas and as well as setting off to Siberia in search of tigress he’s just returned from an amazing fishing adventure in Thailand in the fishing thread, or theory two ihunter = internet hunter and he’s just downloading pictures and pulling our pissers ???
  8. I no a farmer that has a couple of them dotted around a little lake on decking with a hot tub outside and he’s charges about £150 a night so not long to get you 20k back ?
  9. Quick little kidney punch for wee jimmy crankie
  10. When I’m next up frampton on Severn I have a little pamphlet about the village and if I remember there may be some historical trees around the village green and estate I,ll grab it for you ?
  11. I was in work just before this virus shite and the police were on the radio saying how they couldn’t respond to crime because of a lack of money in my area outside my works was a police and vosa roadblock for 8hrs probably half a million pounds worth of cars and 15 plod stopping every builder who’s van was a few years old, they have become another form of government income with on the spot fines and persecuting motorists no other interest just hitting targets and taxing the working man ?
  12. Think it’s because he was driving like a mentalist they are treating it as a crime scene, there was a staffie in the back of the car that was gotten out safely ?
  13. Its a full on crime scene out there now, nice and quiet with no traffic
  14. Just sat here with the misses chatting to my son on the phone when I heard a massive bang out front, sticks me head out to see this cabbage, has come down the road undertaking everyone in the bus lane at speed only to find out to late he couldn’t rejoin the traffic as the lane ends with a big lump of concrete which he has hit taken off gone over the centre reservation fallen out in mid air before the car has wrapped around a post and burst into flames the bloke is in the road behind the burning car screaming,
  15. Max can see them on his stall all lined up next to the brass nobs recon he,ll be the one to watch in a bidding war, though I think you,ll be alright if it’s collection only ?
  16. I was out last week doing a few bits of filming and the film maker pulled out a little drone at the end and said we,ll just get a quick areal view before we are done, stuck his mobile phone in the handset and off it went, I got to say I was really impressed with it he told me it’s moving on so fast the drone we were using had cost him around 2k but you would be able to buy the same today for around £400 he even done a refrag on the Memory card in mid air when it stopped filming, it was a bit strange when it just goes off on its own out of site of you then just returns at the press of a button
  17. Have a little look on eBay should give you a rough idea mate ??
  18. A friend of mine who,s since passed on used to live on one and he was eating everything that he caught or shot from his boat, no motor to try and hide, just slip out for a few hours with the dogsat night or pop the gun out the window, he even ate a couple of those big white things that belong to the queen, always used to say I can see why she wants to own them all because they taste so nice
  19. I have a small boat already that I spend weekends and odd weeks on and must say I enjoy the winters much more than the Summers, think like most walks of life it’s better when the solar powered wankers disappear to do what ever they all do when the sun goes in, nothing better than waking up on a freezing morning to the smell of woodsmoke ???
  20. It’s here I have a mortgage feck me sign and return it and I,m off ???
  21. Can’t do that mate, I’m a very straight player, if I steamed it open I’d tell her I had done it, I have never had feck all in life so my integrity is quite valuable to me ? My misses is my best mate, we are in it together and she is giving up a lot more than me I come from a travelling background and can’t wait to get away ,my misses would sit here until she died she love the house and all the shit that goes with it, so it’s only fair we open it together ?
  22. What a week been waiting for the postman every morning heart in mouth, thinking I may have just been lead down another blind alley, well mother in law is chatting to daughter on the phone last night and says oh tell your mum I have a letter here for her so I,ve shot over and dragged her out of bed this morning and low and behold she has had it all fecking week, forgot I’d started using her postal address for when I,m afloat, now my misses is rushing back from Devon and I,m not allowed to open it until they arrive back, it’s worse than fecking Christmas sitting here staring at it ? ????????????
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