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Greyman

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  1. Greyman

    f**k It

    Good news mate now get down the self service and put 5 bottles of expensive wine and one cheap one the same size in your basket scan the cheap one 6 times and place a expensive one in your carrier bag each time and enjoy your belated Christmas lol
  2. Greyman

    Pet hates.

    Good for knicking though lol
  3. Think he was a wife beater if memory serves if so f**k him .
  4. I thought I was going through a puddle down the lane last week when the water was suddenly coming over the bonnet on my swift I shit myself had to drop down into first to push through thought the car was going to die any second got through and there were 4 motors dead on the grass the other side swift never missed a beat had a right smug smile as I drove by, those japs just know how to make cars, Renault put the air intake on one of there motors in the front spoiler they sucked up water like a hoover and blew up lol
  5. Look up how much water a tree drinks mate it’s amazing yet we are cutting down acres per day, my boy is a ground worker and he’s not long finished a big estate in Berkeley it’s in a valley that fills with water every winter as well all the land around is bog, retaining walls we’re cracking not long after going up drains constantly breaking underground and one house was knee deep in water the day after someone had moved in and had it all furnished,I think a proper natural disaster is the only thing that will save the few that survive just hope I,m around to see it
  6. My misses has AF and has cut out caffeine recons it’s a big improvement mate good luck with it
  7. I believe my father in law had it some years back, still the same c**t afterwards as he was before, so recon you should be fine mate
  8. But it’s global warming and nothing to do with the fact we are ripping up forests and building housing estates on flood plains lol
  9. I think I have heard Blair and mandelsons names somewhere on the tinternet
  10. This is just along the river from me and it’s still rising
  11. This is a few miles upstream from me 3 days ago and it’s getting worse can take upto two weeks for all the rain to come downstream, so an interesting few weeks ahead
  12. Just got back from a dog walk, the river frome is overspilling its banks all the way from the m5 down to the Severn fields slowly filling with water, could be another 2007 style flood around here if the rain don’t stop rather quickly
  13. I have friends in Thailand for Christmas and there daughter just flew to japan the day before it happened same thoughts
  14. I did mate thanks, face is still aching from a solid couple of hours of laughter
  15. You can only hide truth for so long
  16. Happy new year here we go
  17. Don’t hit them in the numbers I used to but a nice couple of grams is enough for a right good giggle and a wonderful colour show cheers enjoy your evening
  18. Don’t knock it til you try it mate enjoy yours whatever your doing
  19. Should make for a good evening lol
  20. First time in my memory it’s just me and the misses for New Year’s Eve no wafes and strays kids or grand kids so doubt I will see midnight tonight tomorrow’s meal is done so it’s time to kick back and enjoy the evening hope you all have a good one with your nearest and dearest
  21. Misses just finished tomorrow’s king prawn garlic masala,daughters doing a butter chicken curry and tother one a different one I can’t remember the name of,
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