Blackbriar 8,568 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 If Einstein was a DJ, would he call himself MC Squared ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, bob.243 said: Cheers Bob for posting my address!! Atb 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Mister Gain 1,759 Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 The Mrs has just come into the living room in a little black PVC number, with fishnet stockings and high heels. She handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down and relax and when she comes back she'll give me 'what she does best'. I can't wait, I fcuking love shepherds pie. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Excellent bit of genuine Kiwi marketing..........(I just love the fact that they're called 5hitbox !) 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 If you want to set up and run your own company..............that's your business ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) I finally plucked up the courage and went to the doctors she asked what was up i told her it's a bit embarrassing but every time I masturbate i shout come on Sunderland she told me not to worry it what most wanker s do Max it's only a joke Edited May 21, 2018 by blackmaggie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 I've just finished a positive thinking course. It was 5hit ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Kerny92 1,246 Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said "Can u describe the symptoms?" I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair" 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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