Who wears the trousers?

[dai dogs 2,415]

In your house ?  I am willing to bet any married man on here that they don’t

[Stavross 20,587]

Mrs Stav wears the trousers in our house and she has every right to, she earns 3 times what I do which allows me to do whatever I want, so doing what I’m told at home is a small price to pay for my easy life, happy wife, happy life

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,222]

I do what the f**k I want when I want 

[NEWKID 30,129]

8 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I do what the f**k I want when I want 

I know the true cost of that!

[jukel123 10,509]

The balance  of power changes as the marriage progresses. Men take longer to grow up than women and they know that. So they let you think you are the boss man in the early days, but then, inch by inch, they work on your brain and teach you the consequences of your actions.

Men therefore become less bull at a gate, less reckless and use their  brain more as the marriage matures.

Eventually you become like a miserable, whipped dog , meekly following she_ who_ must_ be_ obeyed around shopping malls, blatantly lying to her that her arse does not look big in the fourth pair of trousers she has tried on, knowing that several more shops lie in wait...... like an endless desert with no horizon.

It is a bleak, pointless and castrated existence.

Nah!  I've been married 54 years and only had 3 major rows. In hindsight, they were each  my fault. I wouldn't swap her. We've grown up together, faced tragedy and God awful luck at times, but always stuck together.

I've had some shit in my life and 99 problems, but my particular bitch ain't one.

 

Edited Friday at 06:43 by jukel123

[iworkwhippets 13,307]

Now then chaps, despite rumours that Jonathan the tortoise has died at the age of, 193,  I can confirm, the old chap is very much alive n standing, Just like me ,  ta ta fer now

[TRUEBRIT66 2,520]

I would say equally in our house, most decision are taken jointly and I'm lucky that she accepts I'm better at some things and I accept she's better at others (much more than me if I'm honest).

I've been with my wife since the age of 16, married at 25 and our 33rd anniversary is on Saturday. I have always given her control of our money and been happy too in all those years we have never been in debt so another of her plus points. 

She's my guardian angel I would probably have been a down and out without her so happy for her to wear the trousers.    

[jukel123 10,509]

39 minutes ago, TRUEBRIT66 said:

I would say equally in our house, most decision are taken jointly and I'm lucky that she accepts I'm better at some things and I accept she's better at others (much more than me if I'm honest).

I've been with my wife since the age of 16, married at 25 and our 33rd anniversary is on Saturday. I have always given her control of our money and been happy too in all those years we have never been in debt so another of her plus points. 

She's my guardian angel I would probably have been a down and out without her so happy for her to wear the trousers.    

"Guardian angel", I like that. Many wives assume that role.

But the converse is equally true. If you marry a nutty or evil wife, it impacts on your life forever. Even if you divorce.  Be careful out there chaps. It's a minefield.

Edited April 2 by jukel123

[Greyman 34,194]

I wear the trousers she tells me which colour lol 

[mackay 3,869]

Me.

 

Now that I'm divorced.

[Stavross 20,587]

7 hours ago, TRUEBRIT66 said:

She's my guardian angel I would probably have been a down and out without her so happy for her to wear the trousers.    

Mrs Stav thinks she’s my guardian angel, she tells people ( and genuinely believes ) that she saved me from myself and if she hadn’t I’d be doing life or dead by now, they may be some truth in it 

[Franks dad 3,374]

She lets me wear leather chaps with the ass cut out on a weekend 

[lurcherman 887 13,505]

Me, do whatever whenever I want traditional household here, I earn she cleans and cooks. I do what I want when I want no questions..