White death and mchull vs big bad Ron

[Bangersanmash 7,582]

5 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

I’ve nearly 60 horses here and a good wife if i feel like a good 20 minute ride f**k me your like a chap of 12

As for you. It's that time of the year. New life is here. 

[Halfhound 1,343]

5 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

I've nearly 60 hours you'll tell us owt. Your on par with Mc. 

60 horses 335 cattle and around 30 hounds here bangers 3 patterdales also. I’m a busy man have no time to potter around on a pushbike wearing shorts and runners like a young lad. You’ve been slack at the work since you pointed the wall with the catapult that time 

[The drover 1,747]

6 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

I've shaken that tree and the fruit is falling.  

And the sea gulls follow the trawler 

[The drover 1,747]

5 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

60 horses 335 cattle and around 30 hounds here bangers 3 patterdales also. I’m a busy man have no time to potter around on a pushbike wearing shorts and runners like a young lad. You’ve been slack at the work since you pointed the wall with the catapult that time 

Catapult haaaaaaa if only Carlsberg made retorts

[The drover 1,747]

Wangersinmash, where's the pup at the moment? 

[Blackmag 6,931]

12 hours ago, mC HULL said:

While the dog was floating nearly brown bread on one them Ron thinks i cant pull 

That night made me realise blavky might be right that bull blood shining threw  

The dog would of walked mc if it thought it was in danger in water  and couldn't breathe fecking drama queen

[Blackmag 6,931]

4 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

f****n too right ya silly c**t I'd jump in for my dog more than for the Mrs. Simple lad. 

Yet your dog will withstand far more colder water temperatures than you and as a better chance of getting out yet you would put yourself at a great risk I would love to see you jumping in the drink were I put some of mine and in the minus temperatures they work in to save your dog you would be swept away and  brown bread bangers

[mC HULL 18,711]

8 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

The dog would of walked mc if it thought it was in danger in water  and couldn't breathe fecking drama queen

The dog stayed on it mate wasnt coming off just floating on still on its neck its took him a good distance and into that he tripped it about 15 times 

Took a few month to get right lost fur allsorts mate wasnt far off finished 

[Black neck 18,530]

10 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

The dog stayed on it mate wasnt coming off just floating on still on its neck its took him a good distance and into that he tripped it about 15 times 

Took a few month to get right lost fur allsorts mate wasnt far off finished 

Hed of kep it down if he ant of bin on the grange 

[gunter 4,463]

1 minute ago, Black neck said:

Hed of kep it down if he ant of bin on the grange 

Mcstudent won't listen know point can't educate pork mate 

[gunter 4,463]

15 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

The dog stayed on it mate wasnt coming off just floating on still on its neck its took him a good distance and into that he tripped it about 15 times 

Took a few month to get right lost fur allsorts mate wasnt far off finished 

Bangers said you'd of been alright shite floats 

Edited Thursday at 20:45 by gunter

[Blackmag 6,931]

4 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Hed of kep it down if he ant of bin on the grange 

 

4 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Hed of kep it down if he ant of bin on the grange 

A bull x would of retrieved it back to hand blacky not fecking about in a puddle wanting help

Edited Thursday at 20:48 by Blackmag

[gunter 4,463]

43 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

60 horses 335 cattle and around 30 hounds here bangers 3 patterdales also. I’m a busy man have no time to potter around on a pushbike wearing shorts and runners like a young lad. You’ve been slack at the work since you pointed the wall with the catapult that time 

You Need an ebike in your life 

[gunter 4,463]

Just now, Blackmag said:

 

A bull x would of retrieved it back to hand blacky not fecking about in a puddle 

You'd try to do yourself in to if mcpervert owned you to 

[mC HULL 18,711]

2 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

 

A bull x would of retrieved it back to hand blacky not fecking about in a puddle wanting help