Bendigo 1,255 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago After a lifetime of shooting and loud noises it turns out my ears are knackered. 16-17 year old loading on driven shoots and nobody thought to suggest I protect my hearing. Shooting fallen stock in stables and cow sheds. Attending raves and night clubs. Jobs fcked now. Deaf as a post So along with a massive bald spot and my new pair of glasses I'm going for the holy trinity of being a old sad wanker. Never again able to attract fit young women (I was never that good at that anyway to be honest). Anybody else wear em? Are expensive private ones better than the NHS ones I'm waiting for. Bizarrely I can hear geese half a minute before anyone else though! Strange Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,034 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago One ear or both? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,756 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago I wear them. NHS ones are just as good as private. They supply Bluetooth ones now with an app. Brilliant. I've also got a tiny box which connects my hearing aids direct to the telly. Since you are obviously getting on a bit. I can give lots of advice on the ageing process. Industrial strength Viagra, wicker coffins, Tena for men, best pills for arthritis and the cost of installing a bidet. I'm always here for you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the monkey 344 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago NHS are just as good. My wife swears by them. Bluetooth attaches to an app on your phone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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