Bangersanmash 5,588 Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 3 minutes ago, saluki bouy said: Mate I’d disagree I’d say what your missis really wants is for you to book somewhere nice out for diner that she can get the glad rags on a get dolled up to the nine …… get on the blower get a Sunday roast booked in for the morns afternoon and make her week Many marriages break up due to hunting and fishing. I know a few men older than me that marriages have feathered out due to fellas fishing and hunting. Wife's sick of it. In the early years out with the wifes. Then wife's become second to fishing and hunting. Wife's have walked. We've never been ones for dining out. In a room with other c**ts we don't even know eating our meals. I'm old school like to eat mostly at home. Too be fair I'm an antisocial b*****d. A don't even go to family gatherings. Wife knows what I'm like from day one. She's same would much rather be out on the horse than stuck in a room with c**ts we don't know. 1 Quote Link to post
scotty12 4,089 Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago (edited) 16 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: Don't tell me you dine out Scotty most nights. FFS. Do a f**k rather cook up a good butchers meal than eat all that cheap shite in the restaurants mate it’s alright every now and again to get out the house for a wee change that’s it. Your right with all that soppy shite and buying them stuff all the time usually there relationship looks good on the outside but it’s really in tatters falling out and arguing all the time or one or the other is cheating. you know the type i dunno if mcs cheating on the Mrs or it’s the Pube not sure what way round it is haha Edited 17 hours ago by scotty12 Quote Link to post
Blackmag 6,433 Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 23 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: That will be the same for terriers that bay under ground. They bay because they don't want to go forward. Surely to f**k you know that. It's common sense pal. Do you honestly believe that bangers 1 Quote Link to post
mC HULL 16,369 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 57 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: It's true though. Women hate that soppy shite. Telling them that you love them. Buying them shite. Their thinking to themselves. This fuckers been up to Sumat. . We don't buy each other cards on valentine's day. No presents at Xmas. Just for the kids which Xmas is about. We have odd meal out if we go on our weekends away. But mainly buy in for our caravan. A f***ing hate lining c**ts pockets eating out. And it turns out you could knock up Sumat better at home for half the price lol. Soppy shite ? Lol she will say I've booked a. Table your so so coming She cooks for 6 most days mate let's me.do.as I want been sound for 20 year and I'm a knob not many would put up with me 1 Quote Link to post
Gypsydog94 4,790 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 23 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: Doesn't matter if the dogs from decent breeding. Not all dogs make the grade. That's lurchers or terriers. Some dogs will go to ground and don't want to know. Like that Russell there in that clip. The frustration was there in the dog , trying to move the fox on but that fox wasn't moving. So the dog start barking at it kicking it's back legs out scratching the floor. You could see the frustration from the dog But the dog didn't want to go forward. That was due to the bit where the fox went to nip it. The dog didn't want to know so started barking. That will be the same for terriers that bay under ground. They bay because they don't want to go forward. Surely to f**k you know that. It's common sense pal. Under the sod and in the open is completely different. You are a 1 Quote Link to post
mC HULL 16,369 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 1 hour ago, Bangersanmash said: It's true though. Women hate that soppy shite. Telling them that you love them. Buying them shite. Their thinking to themselves. This fuckers been up to Sumat. . We don't buy each other cards on valentine's day. No presents at Xmas. Just for the kids which Xmas is about. We have odd meal out if we go on our weekends away. But mainly buy in for our caravan. A f***ing hate lining c**ts pockets eating out. And it turns out you could knock up Sumat better at home for half the price lol. You have a tourer or static bangers I'm on coast tonight 1 Quote Link to post
Franks dad 2,373 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 13 minutes ago, mC HULL said: and I'm a knob not many would put up with me Never a truer word said …. the woman’s a saint … or a hostage 🥹 2 Quote Link to post
Blackmag 6,433 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 25 minutes ago, Gypsydog94 said: Under the sod and in the open is completely different. You are a We both know this buddy but hes educated by real terrier men I think he's better stopping his nonsense on earth work to be honest Quote Link to post
gunter 2,070 Posted 15 hours ago Report Share Posted 15 hours ago 2 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: Listen mate that soppy shite your doing will get your woman to walk. Trust me many try but fail on what your doing. Really she'll be thinking soppy c**t. Grub I make a make for myself and my lad. The wife doesn't like the spices food. Then she'll make us other decent grub. After that she likes to wash up make sure kitchens nice and clean. Your not on only way is Essex now lad. Your a f***ing yorkshire man. Well ment to be. . If you want your slippers bringing from bottom of stairs. The wife should happily bring them. No questioned asked. Fire pocking that's left to me. Haha. It's always burning that flame never dies out. Honest truth that soppy shite them marriages don't last Mick. It's sad like that being decent to a woman gets you no where but it's true. Lol Go ahead bangers Quote Link to post
gunter 2,070 Posted 15 hours ago Report Share Posted 15 hours ago 44 minutes ago, Blackmag said: We both know this buddy but hes educated by real terrier men I think he's better stopping his nonsense on earth work to be honest Bangers is a good laugh c**t is on here on wind up Quote Link to post
TOMO 29,212 Posted 15 hours ago Report Share Posted 15 hours ago 1 hour ago, Franks dad said: Never a truer word said …. the woman’s a saint … or a hostage 🥹 Beat me to it..lol 1 Quote Link to post
Black neck 17,589 Posted 14 hours ago Report Share Posted 14 hours ago 4 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: Listen mate that soppy shite your doing will get your woman to walk. Trust me many try but fail on what your doing. Really she'll be thinking soppy c**t. Grub I make a make for myself and my lad. The wife doesn't like the spices food. Then she'll make us other decent grub. After that she likes to wash up make sure kitchens nice and clean. Your not on only way is Essex now lad. Your a f***ing yorkshire man. Well ment to be. . If you want your slippers bringing from bottom of stairs. The wife should happily bring them. No questioned asked. Fire pocking that's left to me. Haha. It's always burning that flame never dies out. Honest truth that soppy shite them marriages don't last Mick. It's sad like that being decent to a woman gets you no where but it's true. Lol Luxury , we insisted our wives only breathed 4 times a week If the were lucky 1 Quote Link to post
gunter 2,070 Posted 7 hours ago Report Share Posted 7 hours ago 2 digs yesterday and bolted a fox no brakes no this train mchull 4 2 Quote Link to post
gunter 2,070 Posted 7 hours ago Report Share Posted 7 hours ago 11 hours ago, Bangersanmash said: Listen mate that soppy shite your doing will get your woman to walk. Trust me many try but fail on what your doing. Really she'll be thinking soppy c**t. Grub I make a make for myself and my lad. The wife doesn't like the spices food. Then she'll make us other decent grub. After that she likes to wash up make sure kitchens nice and clean. Your not on only way is Essex now lad. Your a f***ing yorkshire man. Well ment to be. . If you want your slippers bringing from bottom of stairs. The wife should happily bring them. No questioned asked. Fire pocking that's left to me. Haha. It's always burning that flame never dies out. Honest truth that soppy shite them marriages don't last Mick. It's sad like that being decent to a woman gets you no where but it's true. Lol Bangers this is the best thing you've wrote to date your the King of the household if she forgets just beat the tripe out of it 1 Quote Link to post
mC HULL 16,369 Posted 6 hours ago Report Share Posted 6 hours ago 10 hours ago, scotty12 said: Do a f**k rather cook up a good butchers meal than eat all that cheap shite in the restaurants mate it’s alright every now and again to get out the house for a wee change that’s it. Your right with all that soppy shite and buying them stuff all the time usually there relationship looks good on the outside but it’s really in tatters falling out and arguing all the time or one or the other is cheating. you know the type i dunno if mcs cheating on the Mrs or it’s the Pube not sure what way round it is haha We argue all the time mate shes a violent little c**t lol 1 Quote Link to post
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