I.D reqd?

[Bosun11 537]

Try this mask...

[WataWalloper 3,284]

5 minutes ago, Bosun11 said:

Try this mask...

You took that too far mate, shame on you haha

[Bosun11 537]

2 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

You took that too far mate, shame on you haha

[jukel123 9,257]

43 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

That’s why it’s best to have pokey bum wanks, no falling asleep with a digit or 2 in the ole hoop mate haha 

You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line.

I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet.

People come up all the time to stroke the dog .

Question: Is it a whippet?

No! I bought it. 

No response. 

Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound?

Bonjourno.  Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate.

Oh.

Question: From two glaswegians.

That a whippet pal?"

No it's a lab but I never feed it.

Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart"

At least they had the good manners to humour me.

[WataWalloper 3,284]

2 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line.

I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet.

People come up all the time to stroke the dog .

Question: Is it a whippet?

No! I bought it. 

No response. 

Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound?

Bonjourno.  Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate.

Oh.

Question: From two glaswegians.

That a whippet pal?"

No it's a lab but I never feed it.

Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart"

At least they had the good manners to humour me.

Poor dog, traipsed about the boozers with some ole geezer on the perv haha

[jukel123 9,257]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

Poor dog, traipsed about the boozers with some ole geezer on the perv haha

f****n glaswegians with their f****n come back lines.

[mushroom 13,991]

Hang on..... You can't have a wank without showing ya face and numbers?

 I can get bum sex here with an ahem for a tenner, no questions asked next door to Camp Nou lol

Jesus Christ, wtaf has happened to Blighty? A man (or lady, I like these ones) can't wank without throwing his/her passport and face upfront?

I've been away a while, do you want me to come back and sort it?

 

 

[low plains drifter 11,125]

On 25/07/2025 at 10:25, WataWalloper said:

Why do we need id for porn now, but not to enter this country haha we are all fcuked haha 

Has black neck been blocked from slack grannies?

[iworkwhippets 13,132]

Hellooo there all ye masturbators,  absolute filth, I'm an OAP and get accosted quite often, disgusting I say, even last night I was flicking through the channels on TV, I clicked on ,674, by error, what did I see naked ladies eh, I wouldn't mind but some of em AV been around effin yonks 

[Seagull 272]

4 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

Hellooo there all ye masturbators,  absolute filth, I'm an OAP and get accosted quite often, disgusting I say, even last night I was flicking through the channels on TV, I clicked on ,674, by error, what did I see naked ladies eh, I wouldn't mind but some of em AV been around effin yonks 

I bet the pair of you had a great time.

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,773]

Like a moth to a flame 

[TOMO 28,356]

2 hours ago, Seagull said:

I bet the pair of you had a great time.

 

Must be great they don't answer back....can you get a black version lol

[mel b 3,499]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

Must be great they don't answer back....can you get a black version lol

I've always told my mrs , that as soon as they invent one of those dolls that can cook , she's sacked .

[Chid 6,758]

2 hours ago, TOMO said:

Must be great they don't answer back....can you get a black version lol

Best I could find 

[mushroom 13,991]

16 minutes ago, Chid said:

Best I could find 

Good grief