Bosun11 537 Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago Try this mask... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,283 Posted 12 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 12 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Bosun11 said: Try this mask... You took that too far mate, shame on you haha 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago 2 minutes ago, WataWalloper said: You took that too far mate, shame on you haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,242 Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago 43 minutes ago, WataWalloper said: That’s why it’s best to have pokey bum wanks, no falling asleep with a digit or 2 in the ole hoop mate haha You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line. I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet. People come up all the time to stroke the dog . Question: Is it a whippet? No! I bought it. No response. Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound? Bonjourno. Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate. Oh. Question: From two glaswegians. That a whippet pal?" No it's a lab but I never feed it. Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart" At least they had the good manners to humour me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,283 Posted 12 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 12 hours ago 2 minutes ago, jukel123 said: You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line. I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet. People come up all the time to stroke the dog . Question: Is it a whippet? No! I bought it. No response. Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound? Bonjourno. Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate. Oh. Question: From two glaswegians. That a whippet pal?" No it's a lab but I never feed it. Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart" At least they had the good manners to humour me. Poor dog, traipsed about the boozers with some ole geezer on the perv haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,242 Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago Just now, WataWalloper said: Poor dog, traipsed about the boozers with some ole geezer on the perv haha f****n glaswegians with their f****n come back lines. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,979 Posted 9 hours ago Report Share Posted 9 hours ago Hang on..... You can't have a wank without showing ya face and numbers? I can get bum sex here with an ahem for a tenner, no questions asked next door to Camp Nou lol Jesus Christ, wtaf has happened to Blighty? A man (or lady, I like these ones) can't wank without throwing his/her passport and face upfront? I've been away a while, do you want me to come back and sort it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,125 Posted 7 hours ago Report Share Posted 7 hours ago On 25/07/2025 at 10:25, WataWalloper said: Why do we need id for porn now, but not to enter this country haha we are all fcuked haha Has black neck been blocked from slack grannies? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,131 Posted 2 minutes ago Report Share Posted 2 minutes ago Hellooo there all ye masturbators, absolute filth, I'm an OAP and get accosted quite often, disgusting I say, even last night I was flicking through the channels on TV, I clicked on ,674, by error, what did I see naked ladies eh, I wouldn't mind but some of em AV been around effin yonks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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