How would you invest 100k ?

[mackem 29,142]

41 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

I only done it for a couple months an I went in that many shit holes it was unreal mate, started losing faith in humanity haha went in one gaff an the old woman told me to wait downstairs whilst she moved her sex swing, I had vomit on me throat whislt waiting for her, why tell me if she didn’t want me to see it haha an that’s not even counting in the actual simpletons you have to deal with haha 

That actually sounds a really interesting job to be honest,something new every day,interacting with strange people,no routine.My brother was on a TV flo on the wall type series several times doing something a little similar.

What's the strangest things/people you ever encountered?Dido is doing a book which i am quite looking forward to.

 

[Bendigo 422]

8 hours ago, mackem said:

That actually sounds a really interesting job to be honest,something new every day,interacting with strange people,no routine.My brother was on a TV flo on the wall type series several times doing something a little similar.

What's the strangest things/people you ever encountered?Dido is doing a book which i am quite looking forward to.

 

You might be waiting a while.....I'm still on the first chapter

[WataWalloper 2,501]

4 minutes ago, Bendigo said:

You might be waiting a while.....I'm still on the first chapter

I remember that brolly pic haha excellent haha 

[Bangersanmash 4,439]

10 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

I only done it for a couple months an I went in that many shit holes it was unreal mate, started losing faith in humanity haha went in one gaff an the old woman told me to wait downstairs whilst she moved her sex swing, I had vomit on me throat whislt waiting for her, why tell me if she didn’t want me to see it haha an that’s not even counting in the actual simpletons you have to deal with haha 

Vomit down my throat . She calls it a sex swing. When really it's a mobility swing to get her in and out of bed. Lol. 

[Bangersanmash 4,439]

10 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

Preaching to the choir here mate I’d much rather start early an finish later on the few days I do graft than work more days or give up me weekends, sometimes it pays to work weekends but fcuk that for a full time job 

Your a bigger man than me haha I done all hard work, passed the course an got al gear an ended up hating it, so sold all gear an got more rabbit an rat traps an stuff wm now refuse to touch any chemicals or go on folks houses or kick rat boxes unless it’s worth my while, but fcuk going full pesty full time mate, opening folks drawers am finding dildo’s an blow up dollls haha an then going into some absolute shit tips an them expecting miracles, sack that I’ll stick to the agri side of it haha best a luck tho haha

Its the cat lovers that did it for me. Them with house cats. Place stinking of piss. The stench at the back of your throat unbearable mate. 

[Aussie Whip 4,276]

I'd put the money into buying land as a longer term investment and as said you could maybe make income renting it. A couple of days ago in Sydney here, 6 car spaces sold for 3.65 million dollars for the 6. I'd imagine land would be even more in demand in the UK and it's going to get more in demand in a short time.

Edited May 20 by Aussie Whip

[Qbgrey 4,242]

Return on lands shit, and smaller plots are going for fortunes because Irish tinkers buy them to live on, even some bigger plots they will out bid everyone as they all put money in. ( that’s the case here in the s.e) . 

[TOMO 27,862]

Here's another job I keep thinking about...Gutter cleaning....the amount of times I'm up a ladder or on a roof ...proofing a building and the gutters are full of crap...which  leads to damp ect...easy work to clean out....and what's the old saying......where there's muck there's brass

[Bangersanmash 4,439]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

Here's another job I keep thinking about...Gutter cleaning....the amount of times I'm up a ladder or on a roof ...proofing a building and the gutters are full of crap...which  leads to damp ect...easy work to clean out....and what's the old saying......where there's muck there's brass

We did a banana factory on Junction 41 off M1 cleaning flat roof and gullies for rain water plus drainage pipes. Was shitting my pants due to the b*****d spiders that sometimes come over seas in the banana's. My uncle was winding me up to f**k. All of us up on roof arguing who's putting there hand down top of drain to clean it out. . Scary times. Lol 

[gnasher16 30,871]

Either the hunting fraternity are an extremely level headed sensible bunch of people or folk in general lack ambition or the desire to take a risk anymore......heres a scenario.....just out of curiosity,how many of you chaps would put that on a 100k coin toss ?.....in terms of " investment " theres nothing in the world that could double your money quicker,but theres a 50/50 chance you'll end up with nothing......1 spin of a coin heads or tails ?

[mackem 29,142]

1 minute ago, gnasher16 said:

Either the hunting fraternity are an extremely level headed sensible bunch of people or folk in general lack ambition or the desire to take a risk anymore......heres a scenario.....just out of curiosity,how many of you chaps would put that on a 100k coin toss ?.....in terms of " investment " theres nothing in the world that could double your money quicker,but theres a 50/50 chance you'll end up with nothing......1 spin of a coin heads or tails ?

Done it many times.

[WataWalloper 2,501]

21 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Either the hunting fraternity are an extremely level headed sensible bunch of people or folk in general lack ambition or the desire to take a risk anymore......heres a scenario.....just out of curiosity,how many of you chaps would put that on a 100k coin toss ?.....in terms of " investment " theres nothing in the world that could double your money quicker,but theres a 50/50 chance you'll end up with nothing......1 spin of a coin heads or tails ?

I’d have a go, if I had 100k spare haha 

[Arry 23,821]

4 hours ago, Aussie Whip said:

I'd put the money into buying land as a longer term investment and as said you could maybe make income renting it. A couple of days ago in Sydney here, 6 car spaces sold for 3.65 million dollars for the 6. I'd imagine land would be even more in demand in the UK and it's going to get more in demand in a short time.

Around here you could do worse than buy 20 acre field divide it into 20 x one acre plots or 40 x half acre plots and sell as horse paddocks. Small plots around here fetch money.

Cheers Arry

[Bangersanmash 4,439]

1 hour ago, gnasher16 said:

Either the hunting fraternity are an extremely level headed sensible bunch of people or folk in general lack ambition or the desire to take a risk anymore......heres a scenario.....just out of curiosity,how many of you chaps would put that on a 100k coin toss ?.....in terms of " investment " theres nothing in the world that could double your money quicker,but theres a 50/50 chance you'll end up with nothing......1 spin of a coin heads or tails ?

Listen if it was for bad luck id have no f***ing luck lol. No way would I put 100k on a coin toss. A can't win on a scratch card. A used to have loads of luck until a got with the wife. 

[Bangersanmash 4,439]

1 hour ago, Arry said:

Around here you could do worse than buy 20 acre field divide it into 20 x one acre plots or 40 x half acre plots and sell as horse paddocks. Small plots around here fetch money.

Cheers Arry

Wheels of hay down south are double what they are up north too. Years ago was speaking to a chap about prices down south. Some things are unreal the prices. 35 40 quid a wheel. Down south 60 to eighty a wheel. Crazy. 

Edited May 20 by Bangersanmash