mushroom 12,393 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Holy fec! Went out last night with 2kg of frozen crab claws (probs best don’t ask).. Just woke up in’t kitchen, without crab and probably with crabs lol. I have to meet up with the mrs on Saturday… How do you you burn this from that and recover said crab meat? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,467 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Benzyl Benzoate 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,882 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 2 hours ago, mushroom said: Holy fec! Went out last night with 2kg of frozen crab claws (probs best don’t ask).. Just woke up in’t kitchen, without crab and probably with crabs lol. I have to meet up with the mrs on Saturday… How do you you burn this from that and recover said crab meat? Bet you can't even remember his name.... 1 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,895 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Dissolve some sugar in water and apply generously to the genitals that will stop them biting mate.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,895 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 23 minutes ago, king said: Dissolve some sugar in water and apply generously to the genitals that will stop them biting mate.. Rots their teeth out! Booom booom 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Bit of purple spray will sort it . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 1,529 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 fly spray ...works every time and quick................but it will sting yer knackers for a short while 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,664 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Simple,just put the saturday sort back a few weeks.........birds who want to see a bloke on a saturday are not right in the head anyway. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
big sid 1,119 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 a wee spot of advocate on the back of your neck should get rid as a bonus it will deworm you as well. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,429 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Ahhhh Christmas, a time for sharing.. Enjoy the crabs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,467 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 47 minutes ago, big sid said: a wee spot of advocate on the back of your neck should get rid as a bonus it will deworm you as well. Mushrooms under minimum weight for such harsh treatment 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,393 Posted December 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 6 hours ago, low plains drifter said: Mushrooms under minimum weight for such harsh treatment I’ve put a couple of lbs on recently Fuuck me, I was absolutely mangled last night. Today was a genuine nightmare lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,223 Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 These are drunken status’s these mate sorry lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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