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On 12/09/2025 at 17:03, WataWalloper said:

Mate I’m ashamed to say with my previous they just about let me in the shops never mind America haha if I thought I could lie about it tho I’d be over in a flash haha 

So how the f**k did you get in the Army 😂. If you've got previous as a criminal. Lol. 

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Already looking forward to the warmer weather.

Drove down to the gulf. When I started to release the shark,someone set off a firework display.Good timing lol.    

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On 14/09/2025 at 16:07, Black neck said:

Several small cod on the ant pattern

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Look at the mouths on these poor c**ts. f***ing hate to see this on the fish. These syndicate lakes have alot to answer for. Mostly the b*****d pole fishing that causes this. Caught so often too. 

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8 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

So how the f**k did you get in the Army 😂. If you've got previous as a criminal. Lol. 

I never declared it haha an back then they didn’t check, they did find out after a coup em year tho, got done for an assault whilst out on pish in army, an they had to send an officer to court with me, magistrate mentioned my previous an officer wasn’t best impressed haha but I was in and doing well by then so it was sort of swept under carpet haha haha I never ever intended to be a soldier, never watched some news clip wj thought I want a bit that, no big patriotic pledge or nowt, truth is all my pals where either getting shot or gettin lifers an I walked past careers office one day, thought wonder what would happen?? Went back next day for a chat an was away 8 weeks later mate haha besides halft regiment ( the royal highland fusiliers) all had a record haha haha it was all lads from Glasgow an Ayrshire ffs haha

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5 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

I never declared it haha an back then they didn’t check, they did find out after a coup em year tho, got done for an assault whilst out on pish in army, an they had to send an officer to court with me, magistrate mentioned my previous an officer wasn’t best impressed haha but I was in and doing well by then so it was sort of swept under carpet haha haha I never ever intended to be a soldier, never watched some news clip wj thought I want a bit that, no big patriotic pledge or nowt, truth is all my pals where either getting shot or gettin lifers an I walked past careers office one day, thought wonder what would happen?? Went back next day for a chat an was away 8 weeks later mate haha besides halft regiment ( the royal highland fusiliers) all had a record haha haha it was all lads from Glasgow an Ayrshire ffs haha

You ever regret it mate?Wish you had taken a different path?Had an old schoolmate stay with me for a few days,we were chatting about life and "What ifs".

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5 minutes ago, mackem said:

You ever regret it mate?Wish you had taken a different path?Had an old schoolmate stay with me for a few days,we were chatting about life and "What ifs".

Nope mate, that war still goin on in streets of Glasgow and nobody has went unscathed, atleast in army we got down time and stuff, in Glasgow you always had your head on swivel, sure few me relatives have made a shed load a money, but even more have been shot dead, hacked up, burnt out, run over, family’s dragged into it, the best they could hope for was a lifer, my only regret was not Fcuking off sooner, I’d rather have less money an more peace a mind haha but I can’t lie it was an adventure as a lad haha same as gettin out army, I learned to love the army, but soon as kids got involved I realised I loved them more so don’t even regret leaving, not many regrets mate

 

 

except meeting the poison dwarf that is @mushroom haha haha 

 

 

oh and owning a few mutts with saluki in haha

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8 hours ago, Bangersanmash said:

Look at the mouths on these poor c**ts. f***ing hate to see this on the fish. These syndicate lakes have alot to answer for. Mostly the b*****d pole fishing that causes this. Caught so often too. 

Yeah there none 2 clever 

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10 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

I never declared it haha an back then they didn’t check, they did find out after a coup em year tho, got done for an assault whilst out on pish in army, an they had to send an officer to court with me, magistrate mentioned my previous an officer wasn’t best impressed haha but I was in and doing well by then so it was sort of swept under carpet haha haha I never ever intended to be a soldier, never watched some news clip wj thought I want a bit that, no big patriotic pledge or nowt, truth is all my pals where either getting shot or gettin lifers an I walked past careers office one day, thought wonder what would happen?? Went back next day for a chat an was away 8 weeks later mate haha besides halft regiment ( the royal highland fusiliers) all had a record haha haha it was all lads from Glasgow an Ayrshire ffs haha

 

2 hours ago, Black neck said:

Yeah there none 2 clever 

Fucks you off decent size fish. Mouths a f***ing mess. So don't look good for an image with. 

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10 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

Nope mate, that war still goin on in streets of Glasgow and nobody has went unscathed, atleast in army we got down time and stuff, in Glasgow you always had your head on swivel, sure few me relatives have made a shed load a money, but even more have been shot dead, hacked up, burnt out, run over, family’s dragged into it, the best they could hope for was a lifer, my only regret was not Fcuking off sooner, I’d rather have less money an more peace a mind haha but I can’t lie it was an adventure as a lad haha same as gettin out army, I learned to love the army, but soon as kids got involved I realised I loved them more so don’t even regret leaving, not many regrets mate

 

 

except meeting the poison dwarf that is @mushroom haha haha 

 

 

oh and owning a few mutts with saluki in haha

It's still going on now all that over here. Other week some fella got dropped off naked after been beat f**k out of near me. f***ing law every where. Not good having them c**ts hovering about all over area. Week before that firearms squad near me. Every f****r running around. All over that Yapapp. Was like watching SWAT. Never seen vehicles like that before. 

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16 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

It's still going on now all that over here. Other week some fella got dropped off naked after been beat f**k out of near me. f***ing law every where. Not good having them c**ts hovering about all over area. Week before that firearms squad near me. Every f****r running around. All over that Yapapp. Was like watching SWAT. Never seen vehicles like that before. 

Someone ran an otter over near me recently it’s getting really bad round here lol

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