mitre 458 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Just now, mitre said: A lesbian with large breasts would pump her breasts in that to stiffness of her nipples Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 6,261 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 17 minutes ago, mitre said: A lesbian with large breasts would pump her knickers in that to stiffness of her nipples Hay up we've got an expert here 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 2,809 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 1 hour ago, Stavross said: Well I’m all done, surgeon said he’s never seen an injury like that where its missed all the important stuff, told me to put the lottery on, I feel very lucky Right now that’s all finished …what’s for tea stav ? ( glad it all went well ) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 19,289 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 15 hours ago, Franks dad said: Right now that’s all finished …what’s for tea stav ? ( glad it all went well ) Mrs Stav is on household duty for the next few days, she’s like a rabbit in the headlights but we’ll get there 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 19,289 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 (edited) 17 hours ago, mackem said: Alls well that ends well Stav,put your feet up,take a break,have a holiday in the sun,you beat the reaper. I feel invincible now Mrs said it won’t be long before I do something equally as stupid, hopefully I learn from this and realise I’m not getting any younger and if I want to get older I need to take more care one thing I do know is they did the operation with a nerve blocker so my arm was completely numb until 6 o’clock this morning, now it’s bloody painful but I’ll put up with that over losing the use of my hand or being dead Edited October 23 by Stavross 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Councilestatekid 2,182 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 5 hours ago, Stavross said: I feel invincible now Mrs said it won’t be long before I do something equally as stupid, hopefully I learn from this and realise I’m not getting any younger and if I want to get older I need to take more care one thing I do know is they did the operation with a nerve blocker so my arm was completely numb until 6 o’clock this morning, now it’s bloody painful but I’ll put up with that over losing the use of my hand or being dead Them nerve blockers are a different level pal when I had a wee tumble Nov 23 and had to have elbow joint replaced and all screwed up had 1 its weird feelin you know ur arm is there but it just doesn't work then like you say once wears off the pain is immense hope you have a speedy recovery mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 458 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Still have to take steady be sometime with your hand you may need to do exercises with your hand with a stress ball 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,613 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 1 hour ago, Councilestatekid said: Them nerve blockers are a different level pal when I had a wee tumble Nov 23 and had to have elbow joint replaced and all screwed up had 1 its weird feelin you know ur arm is there but it just doesn't work then like you say once wears off the pain is immense hope you have a speedy recovery mate Love the last sentence.....the pain is immense...lol....way to cheer him up 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 19,289 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 (edited) When the blocker wore off the pain was bad for about 5 or 6 hours, now I’m just bunged up like a smackhead off the painkillers Edited October 24 by Stavross Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 458 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 That's the problem when the meds wear off have they got you on any painkillers etc then you got to watch them stop you from going to the loo 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,924 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 19,289 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 The view from my office for at least the next few days, I’m climbing the fu*king walls already, Mrs Stav has gone back to work today, I think it’s just to get away from me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,776 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 4 minutes ago, Stavross said: The view from my office for at least the next few days, I’m climbing the fu*king walls already, Mrs Stav has gone back to work today, I think it’s just to get away from me Few codenes and a glut of morphine be Monday before you know it lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 6,261 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 4 hours ago, Daniel cain said: f***ing hell what's up with you. Lol. That's not your norm a tin burger mate haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,763 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 2 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: f***ing hell what's up with you. Lol. That's not your norm a tin burger mate haha I saw the pics and thought "Salmon and salad????" He will return to the UK a new man. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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