Stavross 18,904 Posted 20 hours ago Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 37 minutes ago, Borr said: Hope you wank with your right....get well soon. Lucky I should say , could've bled out on some remote rural job working solo. Hopefully tendons are not to bad . Maybe time for some winter sun Luckily I’m ambidextrous so I’ve got that covered 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,942 Posted 19 hours ago Report Share Posted 19 hours ago 1 hour ago, Stavross said: Luckily I’m ambidextrous so I’ve got that covered Be a few month before your back to pokey bum wanks tho I imagine haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 401 Posted 19 hours ago Report Share Posted 19 hours ago Of course you will shit yourself feel faint could pass out of the shock other thing it takes along time to get right and a tecness jab too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,836 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 7 hours ago, Stavross said: Well I’ve been to see the hand doctor and he said I’m the luckiest person he’s seen recently, I’ve got to have it operated on tomorrow, it doesn’t look too bad to me but it bloody hurts Question is was you being a good or bad boy .. was the guard on? Years ago a Guy I worked with was feeling under the weather while chopping off an exhaust on a transit and the 9" grinder snagged and come back and it him in the face made a right mess and it was the guard what hit him luckily or he would of been dead 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,299 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 9 hours ago, WataWalloper said: Done worse with some a4 paper pal, man up ffs haha Hopefully pain dies down soon mate an everything heals like it was Send him some of that purple spray you cattle men use ....be right as nine pence 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,113 Posted 15 hours ago Report Share Posted 15 hours ago 4 hours ago, Stavross said: Not sure what I hit but there was blood everywhere, I shit myself I feel your pain Stav,I have a callus forming from pushing a shopping trolley. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,942 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 11 hours ago, TOMO said: Send him some of that purple spray you cattle men use ....be right as nine pence Quick spray an a jab a pen n strep he be back to work before end of week haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,476 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 12 hours ago, TOMO said: Send him some of that purple spray you cattle men use ....be right as nine pence It’s not just for cows mate lol excuse the bollock 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 18,904 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 15 hours ago, Chid said: Question is was you being a good or bad boy .. was the guard on? Years ago a Guy I worked with was feeling under the weather while chopping off an exhaust on a transit and the 9" grinder snagged and come back and it him in the face made a right mess and it was the guard what hit him luckily or he would of been dead Guard was on, it just spun around and grabbed me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 18,904 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 12 hours ago, TOMO said: Send him some of that purple spray you cattle men use ....be right as nine pence I’ve used that loads of time, fixes everything Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavross 18,904 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago They better get the right arm 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
breeze 1,391 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago All the best Stav.... Hope all goes well mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,536 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 13 hours ago, mackem said: I feel your pain Stav,I have a callus forming from pushing a shopping trolley. Seen bigger friction burns on my cock Mack 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,678 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 1 hour ago, Greyman said: It’s not just for cows mate lol excuse the bollock That's a bollock . A thought some wee lassie had been using one of them c**t pumps. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,678 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said: That's a bollock . A thought some wee lassie had been using one of them c**t pumps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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