Pet hates.

[ditchman 4,362]

giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married .......

[Qbgrey 4,432]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married .......

Yup bloody wierdo, 68 years old the wrong un

[dytkos 18,621]

Packaging.  Whether it's a tub of coleslaw or a packet of cooked meat/cheese or an Amazon delivery, I struggle to open them cleanly, think I'm turning into IWW

Cheers, D.

[mel b 4,933]

15 hours ago, ditchman said:

giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married .......

That's an easy fix mate . Just spend less time thinking about old men shagging young boys and you'll be fine .

[ditchman 4,362]

12 minutes ago, mel b said:

That's an easy fix mate . Just spend less time thinking about old men shagging young boys and you'll be fine .

you are a cheeky dirtbag sometimes............hows the ginger farming going....are you looking at a good crop this year

[waltjnr 8,724]

2 hours ago, dytkos said:

Packaging.  Whether it's a tub of coleslaw or a packet of cooked meat/cheese or an Amazon delivery, I struggle to open them cleanly, think I'm turning into IWW

Cheers, D.

Nah I heard he can open a tin of corned beef with his pecker ,no idea the technique

[mel b 4,933]

5 hours ago, ditchman said:

you are a cheeky dirtbag sometimes............hows the ginger farming going....are you looking at a good crop this year

Don't worry mate . I'll have enough ginger to keep you warm, and make your eyes sparkle all through the winter .

[ditchman 4,362]

55 minutes ago, mel b said:

Don't worry mate . I'll have enough ginger to keep you warm, and make your eyes sparkle all through the winter .

same deal as last year ? ...half a dozen eels and 7 hamsters (washed)

[mel b 4,933]

11 hours ago, ditchman said:

same deal as last year ? ...half a dozen eels and 7 hamsters (washed)

I'm really sorry mate , but Peter mandelson has already bought up all of the hamsters , and kier starmer bought up all the eels . Said he's feels at home with the other slimey c**ts . 

[ditchman 4,362]

8 hours ago, mel b said:

I'm really sorry mate , but Peter mandelson has already bought up all of the hamsters , and kier starmer bought up all the eels . Said he's feels at home with the other slimey c**ts . 

Mandelson has just been done for urinating in a public place....

[mel b 4,933]

4 hours ago, ditchman said:

Mandelson has just been done for urinating in a public place....

has he actually been nicked for it ?.  It was probably one of those public toilet things