Pet hates.

[Halfhound 556]

6 hours ago, WILF said:

I have an almost life long, completely out of proportion, hatred of Traffic wardens !……I have, over the years made it a mission to get into arguments with them at every opportunity….even ones that had absolutely nothing to do with me, I could see them ticketing some random car and just go over and start on them.

I have called them the most disgusting, vile things my brain can conjure up and extended it to their family….i take an absolute perverse pleasure in it.

It got to the point I had the police called to me in Soho Square one evening as I verbally ruined two wog traffic wardens, but such is the level of my loathing I was completely undeterred and even the police decided they didn’t want to know after 10 minutes and left.

I loath any parasite like that who prays on ordinary people for the government and being abused by 3rd world types in my own land just made it a 100 times worse.

I can hand in heart say that if I saw one get run over in the street I would pause and enjoy watching them die ! 
 

Something we agree on WILF takes a special kind of c**t to do that likes of that for a living. Same as customs men who want to make a scene and take 200 fags off some old woman’s who’s been away on holidays the worlds worst 

[ditchman 3,828]

specialist pub porn acts where the woman shoots ping-pong balls out of her anus........

[WILF 51,496]

4 hours ago, ditchman said:

specialist pub porn acts where the woman shoots ping-pong balls out of her anus........

Not really as graphic as that but funny you say it because I was never a fan of pub strippers….a load of sad blokes who couldn’t pull a bird with a winch learing over some bird because she got paid to get her stinky minge out.

In fact, and this was many years ago when I was a young man, the last stripper that happened to be in a boozer I was in I threw my pint over her and about half a dozen non starters who were drooling over her like she was f***ing Linda Evangelista instead of some council estate f**k pig who looked like she’s seen more pricks than a dartboard !

Her “minder” wanted to fight, the blokes wanted to fight and she was screaming blue murder at me…..

Caused carnage and that made me happy ! lol 

Way more enjoyable than her getting her gash out ! lol 

[WILF 51,496]

5 hours ago, Halfhound said:

Something we agree on WILF takes a special kind of c**t to do that likes of that for a living. Same as customs men who want to make a scene and take 200 fags off some old woman’s who’s been away on holidays the worlds worst 

Yeah, and have you noticed these f***ing nerds always crack on like they are doing the most important job in the world !……horrible f***ing vermin the lot of them !

[ditchman 3,828]

3 hours ago, WILF said:

Not really as graphic as that but funny you say it because I was never a fan of pub strippers….a load of sad blokes who couldn’t pull a bird with a winch learing over some bird because she got paid to get her stinky minge out.

In fact, and this was many years ago when I was a young man, the last stripper that happened to be in a boozer I was in I threw my pint over her and about half a dozen non starters who were drooling over her like she was f***ing Linda Evangelista instead of some council estate f**k pig who looked like she’s seen more pricks than a dartboard !

Her “minder” wanted to fight, the blokes wanted to fight and she was screaming blue murder at me…..

Caused carnage and that made me happy ! lol 

Way more enjoyable than her getting her gash out ! lol 

i have seen several pub acts ...usually on a sunday lunchtime.....the birds were usually quite decent in their 30's and 40's....they always looked sooooo bloody disinterested.....the look of boredom on their faces was so overwelming...i really think sometimes they kept trade away rather than bring it in

[mel b 4,246]

9 hours ago, ditchman said:

specialist pub porn acts where the woman shoots ping-pong balls out of her anus........

How is the black eye now mate. ?

To be honest , you'd probably be safer if you didn't put your face so close .

[waltjnr 8,312]

22 hours ago, WILF said:

I have an almost life long, completely out of proportion, hatred of Traffic wardens !……I have, over the years made it a mission to get into arguments with them at every opportunity….even ones that had absolutely nothing to do with me, I could see them ticketing some random car and just go over and start on them.

I have called them the most disgusting, vile things my brain can conjure up and extended it to their family….i take an absolute perverse pleasure in it.

It got to the point I had the police called to me in Soho Square one evening as I verbally ruined two wog traffic wardens, but such is the level of my loathing I was completely undeterred and even the police decided they didn’t want to know after 10 minutes and left.

I loath any parasite like that who prays on ordinary people for the government and being abused by 3rd world types in my own land just made it a 100 times worse.

I can hand in heart say that if I saw one get run over in the street I would pause and enjoy watching them die ! 
 

Use to deliver incubators to great ormand st hospital ,easy for me to pull up out front ,wheel out an obviously life saving equipment ,and the chimp in wardens outfit would still ticket me ,people walking by would abuse the prk ,

[WILF 51,496]

17 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

Use to deliver incubators to great ormand st hospital ,easy for me to pull up out front ,wheel out an obviously life saving equipment ,and the chimp in wardens outfit would still ticket me ,people walking by would abuse the prk ,

They are pieces of shit in human form mate ! 

[Halfhound 556]

18 hours ago, WILF said:

Yeah, and have you noticed these f***ing nerds always crack on like they are doing the most important job in the world !……horrible f***ing vermin the lot of them !

Same as these fuckers that drive the speed vans around setting them up to catch someone doing 55 in a 50 zone pack of c**ts. As common as the vans are I’ve never heard or seen anyone I know working for them whoever they are. It is amusing the amount of traffic wardens that seem to be African and to listen to them they must of left Africa hours before they got the uniform 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,641]

On 21/11/2025 at 03:09, neil r said:

The running club in my area . The cnuts run in groups on the pavements in built up areas looking like a mobile Blackpool illuminations with lights on anywhere they can fit one and expecting everyone else to move out of their way into the road so they can pass in a big group . 

Any c**t who wears them beanie hats with led lights built in like f***ing squid games 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,641]

19 hours ago, WILF said:

Not really as graphic as that but funny you say it because I was never a fan of pub strippers….a load of sad blokes who couldn’t pull a bird with a winch learing over some bird because she got paid to get her stinky minge out.

In fact, and this was many years ago when I was a young man, the last stripper that happened to be in a boozer I was in I threw my pint over her and about half a dozen non starters who were drooling over her like she was f***ing Linda Evangelista instead of some council estate f**k pig who looked like she’s seen more pricks than a dartboard !

Her “minder” wanted to fight, the blokes wanted to fight and she was screaming blue murder at me…..

Caused carnage and that made me happy ! lol 

Way more enjoyable than her getting her gash out ! lol 

f***ing hell 

[mackem 30,544]

46 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

Same as these fuckers that drive the speed vans around setting them up to catch someone doing 55 in a 50 zone pack of c**ts. 

Ontario came up with something a bit novel a couple of weeks back,removing speed cameras in the province as the premier labelled them a Government cash-grabbing scheme,I saw a crew removing one a few days ago.

[Halfhound 556]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

Ontario came up with something a bit novel a couple of weeks back,removing speed cameras in the province as the premier labelled them a Government cash-grabbing scheme,I saw a crew removing one a few days ago.

It’s the way it’s gone. Police now are just tax collectors handle easy crimes with fines road traffic offences and public order and the likes. Make no real effort to crack down on theft and drugs too much hassle they now leave it to the CAB and the likes to just collect the money once it’s been made. A changing world

[eastcoast 4,693]

19 hours ago, WILF said:

Not really as graphic as that but funny you say it because I was never a fan of pub strippers….a load of sad blokes who couldn’t pull a bird with a winch learing over some bird because she got paid to get her stinky minge out.

In fact, and this was many years ago when I was a young man, the last stripper that happened to be in a boozer I was in I threw my pint over her and about half a dozen non starters who were drooling over her like she was f***ing Linda Evangelista instead of some council estate f**k pig who looked like she’s seen more pricks than a dartboard !

Her “minder” wanted to fight, the blokes wanted to fight and she was screaming blue murder at me…..

Caused carnage and that made me happy ! lol 

Way more enjoyable than her getting her gash out ! lol 

You threw your pint over her? FFS?

[WILF 51,496]

1 hour ago, eastcoast said:

You threw your pint over her? FFS?

She got off lightly, I poured a plate of chicken tikka masala and pilau rice over the head of a particularly boring pair of wretches I picked up in some nightclub one night……their droning voice just done me in, I considered my life choices for a second and decided that would be the most entertaining end to the evening with these pair of boring c**ts.