Pet hates.

[mackem 30,247]

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

a child thats mum or dad or both are famous.....everything in life is given to them....like the Beckham child or the Mcartnys

Not necessarily famous,but their parents are wedged to the hilt,I know a bloke in california who told me how poverty stricken his childhood was,then I found out why,his parents house was only a million bucks,its a hard life for some,you have to make the break somehow.

[ditchman 3,742]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

A self entitled wanker

you can have a wank without being self entitled.......and you dont pay tax on it yet........so fill you boots i say

but the barstards have bumped up VAT to 45% on tissues and socks................so they are going to get you one way or the other

[ditchman 3,742]

women who fart audibly

i know it happens but they should always do it downwind and out of earshot

farting is a manly sport NOT a female pastime

Edited yesterday at 11:32 by ditchman

[WILF 51,282]

Sending £4 million quid to Gaza so that Muslims who hate us don’t tread on a mine !

[Franks dad 2,538]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

women who fart audibly

i know it happens but they should always do it downwind and out of earshot

farting is a manly sport NOT a female pastime

It’s a mating call ditch .

[ditchman 3,742]

1 hour ago, Franks dad said:

It’s a mating call ditch .

it makes me gag..................catches me in the back of the throat.............and dont smell very nice as well

[mel b 4,141]

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

it makes me gag..................catches me in the back of the throat.............and dont smell very nice as well

Well don't put your face so close .

[ditchman 3,742]

26 minutes ago, mel b said:

Well don't put your face so close .

her name wasnt "Celia"...................(the famous poem)

[mel b 4,141]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

her name wasnt "Celia"...................(the famous poem)

I don't know that one mate ?.

[ditchman 3,742]

5 hours ago, mel b said:

I don't know that one mate ?.

google ..."when celia farts"

[mel b 4,141]

2 minutes ago, ditchman said:

google ..."when celia farts"

Just looked

[ditchman 3,742]

2 hours ago, mel b said:

Just looked

very old poem.....very random eh?