mel b 4,119 Posted yesterday at 12:53 Report Share Posted yesterday at 12:53 1 hour ago, mackem said: Not exactly a hate but nepo kids rankle a bit. That's a bit harsh mack. They can't help being negro kids. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,716 Posted yesterday at 13:49 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:49 5 hours ago, jukel123 said: Fucks sake he wears pink cords! Exterminate! Exterminate! People who say " is that alright?". No it f****n ain't. Convoys! Whether it be fat bearded men on motor bikes, wearing no_ sleeves denim on top of leather jackets with childish gang names printed on them. Or cyclists, all lycra and offended determination to stop you overtaking. Or vintage car rallies with drivers wishing they lived a century ago and can't wait to get home and wank off to the Rees Mogg show on GB news. Why do some people want to make spectacles of themselves? Why can't they try and melt into woodland intent on killing things? Or stand up to their tits in freezing cold water in the dark whilst dangling a fly.... like normal people? Weird b*****ds. old retired men with flat caps and driving gloves with a pencil tash and dress in light colors and a blazer or a sports jacket with leather elbows...they are a feckin know all....who talk about the best way to get to Coventry using various different roads and back roads .............they are a pub feckin menace 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,242 Posted yesterday at 13:59 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:59 Being dragged to a fuuckin 6 year old's birthday party. I've paid 50 notes for the present what more do you want? Why do I have to attend for Christ's sake 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,875 Posted yesterday at 14:05 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:05 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: Being dragged to a fuuckin 6 year old's birthday party. I've paid 50 notes for the present what more do you want? Why do I have to attend for Christ's sake Keep that loving smile up and bite your teeth. Its your duty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,242 Posted yesterday at 14:06 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:06 (edited) 1 minute ago, jukel123 said: Keep that loving smile up and bite your teeth. Its your duty I'll take the little fuuckers out if it comes to it Wankers! It's Sunday FFS I just wanna play pool and have a beer with the lads lol Edited yesterday at 14:06 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,875 Posted yesterday at 14:06 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:06 15 minutes ago, ditchman said: old retired men with flat caps and driving gloves with a pencil tash and dress in light colors and a blazer or a sports jacket with leather elbows...they are a feckin know all....who talk about the best way to get to Coventry using various different roads and back roads .............they are a pub feckin menace I took the B 6999 and then the slip road, turning off at źźźzzzzzzzzzzzz 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,242 Posted yesterday at 14:09 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:09 Just now, jukel123 said: I took the B 6999 and then the slip road, turning off at źźźzzzzzzzzzzzz Turn left into a tree and do a Marc Bolan ya boring nob jockey! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,692 Posted yesterday at 19:14 Report Share Posted yesterday at 19:14 Face tattoos. What the fcuk would make anyone want to do that. Tattoos in general are pretty shite…, I’d say less than 1% are an improvement on bare skin and that I’d maybe consider getting myself. Most look like cheap bad graffiti. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,242 Posted yesterday at 19:27 Report Share Posted yesterday at 19:27 6 minutes ago, pesky1972 said: Face tattoos. What the fcuk would make anyone want to do that. Tattoos in general are pretty shite…, I’d say less than 1% are an improvement on bare skin and that I’d maybe consider getting myself. Most look like cheap bad graffiti. Yep... To follow from my earlier rant of hating kids birthday parties.... Ok, when the little fuuckers give you a hug, all dressed as a Disney princess (that's just the lads lol) with big toothless smiles, it does warm the heart a bit. Little wankers! Food is bloody banging mind lol My Mrs is looking at me like she's found Jesus. I'm looking at her saying not a f***ing chance sweet pea 'kin little nob heads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfhound 470 Posted yesterday at 19:38 Report Share Posted yesterday at 19:38 Mushroom you have been very irate all afternoon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,242 Posted yesterday at 19:48 Report Share Posted yesterday at 19:48 7 minutes ago, Halfhound said: Mushroom you have been very irate all afternoon Little b*****ds have done nothing but fuuck me off all day FFS lol... I've warmed up a bit after 7 pints but still... I wanna trip the wee cnuts up, watch them bang their heads and laugh.... The Mrs said no, I'm not allowed to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,119 Posted 23 hours ago Report Share Posted 23 hours ago 1 hour ago, pesky1972 said: Face tattoos. What the fcuk would make anyone want to do that. Tattoos in general are pretty shite…, I’d say less than 1% are an improvement on bare skin and that I’d maybe consider getting myself. Most look like cheap bad graffiti. Your mom wouldn't let you get one would she ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,220 Posted 23 hours ago Report Share Posted 23 hours ago 7 hours ago, mushroom said: Being dragged to a fuuckin 6 year old's birthday party. I've paid 50 notes for the present what more do you want? Why do I have to attend for Christ's sake 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,875 Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago (edited) 2 hours ago, pesky1972 said: Face tattoos. What the fcuk would make anyone want to do that. Tattoos in general are pretty shite…, I’d say less than 1% are an improvement on bare skin and that I’d maybe consider getting myself. Most look like cheap bad graffiti. I've seen the odd one or two which were damned good. But the rest...complete shite. Why someone would trust a fuckwit to scrape on their skin with a dodgy needle is beyond me. Once saw a woman with most of her tits out so she could show off Popeye on one boob and Spiderman on the other. Wtf? And don't get me started on blokes who wear shorts just to show off their leg tattoos. Edited 22 hours ago by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,163 Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 2 hours ago, pesky1972 said: Face tattoos. What the fcuk would make anyone want to do that. Tattoos in general are pretty shite…, I’d say less than 1% are an improvement on bare skin and that I’d maybe consider getting myself. Most look like cheap bad graffiti. Nepo kid with facial tats,in trouble again despite the last time he got out of nick saying he would turn his life around for his newborn daughter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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