Pet hates.

[jukel123 9,871]

4 hours ago, Bendigo said:

I quite like Micheal portillo. His travel documentaries are half decent 

Fucks sake he wears pink cords! Exterminate! Exterminate!

People who say " is that alright?". No it f****n ain't.

Convoys! Whether it be fat bearded men on motor bikes, wearing no_ sleeves denim on top of leather jackets with childish gang names printed on them. Or cyclists, all lycra and  offended determination to stop you overtaking.

Or  vintage  car rallies with drivers wishing they lived a century ago and can't wait to get home and wank off to the  Rees Mogg show on GB news.

Why do some people want to make spectacles of themselves?

Why can't they try and melt into woodland  intent on killing things? Or stand up to their tits in freezing cold water in the dark whilst dangling a fly.... like normal people? Weird b*****ds.

Edited 8 hours ago by jukel123

[mel b 4,100]

27 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Fucks sake he wears pink cords! Exterminate! Exterminate!

People who say " is that alright?". No it f****n ain't.

Convoys! Whether it be fat bearded men on motor bikes with leather jackets with childish gang names printed on them. Or cyclists, all lycra and  offended determination to stop you overtaking. Or  vintage  car rallies with drivers wishing they lived a century ago and can't wait to get home and wank off to the  ReesMogg show on GB news.

 

I see you've woken up in a brilliant mood this morning juke .

[jukel123 9,871]

Just now, mel b said:

I see you've woken up in a brilliant mood this morning juke .

f**k off.

[mel b 4,100]

3 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

f**k off.

You've hurt my feelings now.

I'm off to cut my hair , shave my beard , and sell my f***ing motorbike.

[Bendigo 1,339]

51 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Fucks sake he wears pink cords! Exterminate! Exterminate!

People who say " is that alright?". No it f****n ain't.

Convoys! Whether it be fat bearded men on motor bikes, wearing no_ sleeves denim on top of leather jackets with childish gang names printed on them.

Or cyclists, all lycra and  offended determination to stop you overtaking.

Or  vintage  car rallies with drivers wishing they lived a century ago and can't wait to get home and wank off to the  Rees Mogg show on GB news.

Just a shout out for the human race as well. You're all c**ts. Hate you all as well.

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[mackem 30,153]

2 hours ago, Bendigo said:

I quite like Micheal portillo. His travel documentaries are half decent 

His documentaries are the antithesis of travel,vapid and with a touch of velvet.

[Bendigo 1,339]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

His documentaries are the antithesis of travel,vapid and with a touch of velvet.

I'm not sure what that even means  

[mackem 30,153]

3 minutes ago, Bendigo said:

I'm not sure what that even means  

It means he doesn't exactly travel,its all scripted with a camera crew,he wears pastel colours and is a poof,he is more feminine than Judith charmers.

[mel b 4,100]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

It means he doesn't exactly travel,its all scripted with a camera crew,he wears pastel colours and is a poof,he is more feminine than Judith charmers.

A poof ?, a f***ing poof ?????? .  He is a picture of sartorial elegance sir !!!!.

[mackem 30,153]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

A poof ?, a f***ing poof ?????? .  He is a picture of sartorial elegance sir !!!!.

Sartorially elegant chap who likes chaps in chaps methinks.

[mackem 30,153]

Not exactly a hate but nepo kids rankle a bit.

[pesky1972 5,690]

20 minutes ago, mackem said:

Not exactly a hate but nepo kids rankle a bit.

If that’s who I think it is, the parents are an even bigger pair of arseholes than the kids. Whole lot of them talentless b*****ds given a leg up because of the colour of their skin. Just my opinion.

[mackem 30,153]

7 minutes ago, pesky1972 said:

If that’s who I think it is, 

It is he/her/it whatever its pronouns are today.

[WILF 51,209]

Freaks rewarded for being freaks ! 

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