mel b 4,597 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 39 minutes ago, mitre said: A other thing cocked up seeing that photo of a shaven head my sister bics our youngest brother head every week and he appears out of the kitchen like a light bulb mean while our sister got book a appointment at the hairdressers for herself to get hers trimmed Thankyou for clearing that up mate . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,597 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 36 minutes ago, Franks dad said: If she’s a consenting adult. I’ll do her a trim with a bic for free mate … before ditchman slips in there … That's a very generous offer fd. Perhaps you could do his brother while you're there mate. Ditchman would . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 3,025 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 30 minutes ago, mel b said: That's a very generous offer fd. Perhaps you could do his brother while you're there mate. Ditchman would . . Ffs … Only muff mate … Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,597 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 8 minutes ago, Franks dad said: . Ffs … Only muff mate … It's no good trying to back out of it now . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 3,025 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 2 minutes ago, mel b said: It's no good trying to back out of it now . I ain’t going in it so there’s no backing out … I’m not furrowing no soil . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 3,025 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 @mel bi feel I will have to report you for grooming .you’ve obviously noticed that I’ve had a large baileys popcorn flavour, and have made me stoop to writing near on pornographic material .. I wish to apologise to first and foremost my Nan , and also the moderators and members of the forum …. If you’re not a member and reading it then feck you you ain’t on the list Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,597 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 1 minute ago, Franks dad said: @mel bi feel I will have to report you for grooming .you’ve obviously noticed that I’ve had a large baileys popcorn flavour, and have made me stoop to writing near on pornographic material .. I wish to apologise to first and foremost my Nan , and also the moderators and members of the forum …. If you’re not a member and reading it then feck you you ain’t on the list Just blame ditchman mate , it's what I always do . In fairness , whatever it is , it is usually him that done it . Just out of curiosity, have you got any pictures of your nan ?.. I'm just asking for ditchman . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 3,025 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Just now, mel b said: Just blame ditchman mate , it's what I always do . In fairness , whatever it is , it is usually him that done it . Just out of curiosity, have you got any pictures of your nan ?.. I'm just asking for ditchman . I’ll swap you a pic for two of your mum … also asking for ditchman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,597 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 10 minutes ago, Franks dad said: I’ll swap you a pic for two of your mum … also asking for ditchman Ditchman already has the pictures of my mom , he gave me some sweets for them . I can't remember what type of sweets though , I can mainly just remember the gobstopper . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 3,025 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 2 minutes ago, mel b said: Ditchman already has the pictures of my mom , he gave me some sweets for them . I can't remember what type of sweets though , I can mainly just remember the gobstopper . You’ve milked his alpaca in the dark room havent you …. For the record it’s not a petting farm and he has no alpaca… just hamsters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,933 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 you bunch of hairy arsed lieing faggot proders.................i would whip my member out and beat you all bloody sensless with it you ginger stink pipe perusers if only you were closer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,597 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: you bunch of hairy arsed lieing faggot proders.................i would whip my member out and beat you all bloody sensless with it you ginger stink pipe perusers if only you were closer I told him you'd go mad when you saw what he'd written about you mate , but he wouldn't listen 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 8,028 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Sausage patties, biscuits, fired eggs and doin a lil bacon 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 26,138 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 (edited) Wifey is a bit rough so I cooked up a Lamb Stew. Cheers Arry Edited October 27 by Arry 8 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whispering Whiskey 66 1,291 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 30 minutes ago, Arry said: Wifey is a bit rough so I cooked up a Lamb Stew. Cheers Arry Helllo Arry, your food looks lovely what ever you make, anychance you could shed some light on how ye made this and ingredients etc. I would love to try and have a go. Looks delicious. Thank you 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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