Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Who else, here, would fukk the fukking skin off her? Liz Truss? The fukking jugs on her!!! Penny Mordaunt? I'd have to send in a Pack of me's, to scramble all over Her! Who's Your Political Crumpet? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,427 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 I quite like Penny Mordaunt. Her dad was an officer in the Parachute Rgiment, and she is/was in the Royal Navy Reserves. I especially like her comment about BLM; " I would like for some found guilty of vandalising such memorials, that they would spend some time in the company of our service personnel ". What a girl ! Cheers. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Priti patel wouldn't take the cnut ratting.. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 I'd be more 'rat up a drainpipe' But then, I should confess I have an absolute fukking crush on that Indian look anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,891 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 I'd fck it until the neighbours started complaining about the smell 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 549 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Is this really appropriate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, littlefish said: Is this really appropriate? Youre in a big sea mate....... 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,427 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Threads like this restore my faith in human nature and humour in the face of adversity! Cheers. 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Priti Patel f**k me if she had a 32 inch waist she would be about 8 feet tall,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'd be more 'rat up a drainpipe' But then, I should confess I have an absolute fukking crush on that Indian look anyway Well Ken if you really want to caress that over sized shitter whilst breathing the smell of stale curry emanating from the skin pores of said shitter. Then all the best.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 549 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, ArchieHood said: Youre in a big sea mate....... I'm not sure what your reply means? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'd be more 'rat up a drainpipe' But then, I should confess I have an absolute fukking crush on that Indian look anyway You can thank Idi Amin for that one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Theresa may did it for me I think it was the slight hump on her back as did it 2 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,891 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Theresa may did it for me I think it was the slight hump on her back as did it She's an awesome dancer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 So am. I 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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