Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Muvva Fukker!!! Only last night, or the one before, I was sat here and heard a bang in the roof. Dogs looked up. I actually said to them; " Yeah. That's no fukking mouse, dogs. " And, quite honestly, thought little more about it. Just gone in my back room, where Goldie, my little mule lives. He's in a massive cage and it's at the back of a big old room so I can't always see him straight away. Today, he wasn't hiding behind his seed hopper and I started scanning the floor of his cage with a nasty dread. But, he wasn't there either! I'm like, 'WTF?! Where Is he?!' Took me a while to spot the puff of feathers below his cage Poor little fukker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 I Know who killed Goldie. Already worked it out, in my head. That was my trade. Tonight? I got the kunt on camera. A time to dance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,998 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 So what killed him then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,751 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Weasel. Rat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 I'll leave you lads to figure it out in your heads. You have as much info' to work with as I did. Nice little mental exercise for y'all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 49 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'll leave you lads to figure it out in your heads. You have as much info' to work with as I did. Nice little mental exercise for y'all What part of the country are you ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,830 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, socks said: What part of the country are you ? Free state Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Dorset. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 6,429 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 14 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: I Know who killed Goldie. Already worked it out, in my head. That was my trade. Tonight? I got the kunt on camera. A time to dance. Was it a big cat then Ken Quote Link to post Share on other sites
C.green 3,260 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Dorset. Marten Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 5,290 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 It was a chinaman hiding in his loft...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Dorset. Really I had you pegged fur county Leitrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,830 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Really I had you pegged fur county Leitrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,870 Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Pine marten Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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