BenBhoy 4,706 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) You couldn't make it up! https://www.nme.com/news/music/brian-may-launches-new-badger-smelling-fragrance-help-save-wildlife-2853881?utm_source=All+Contacts&utm_campaign=fc3b6b7a24-Morning+Briefing+120121&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_dd843c5cb6-fc3b6b7a24-27467671&mc_cid=fc3b6b7a24&mc_eid=10c03a2993 " hello my name's Brian. I'm a cunť & just to prove it I make my self smell like a badgers arsé." Bellend. Edited January 12, 2021 by BenBhoy 6 Quote Link to post
Stavross 13,742 Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Hahaha, clearly, like most tree hugging nut jobs has never smelt a badger, almost as mental as gwyneth Paltrow’s fanny candle 2 Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 18 minutes ago, Stavross said: Hahaha, clearly, like most tree hugging nut jobs has never smelt a badger, almost as mental as gwyneth Paltrow’s fanny candle I'd rather get my nose in gwyneths faj than a badgers arse!! 1 2 Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, BenBhoy said: You couldn't make it up! https://www.nme.com/news/music/brian-may-launches-new-badger-smelling-fragrance-help-save-wildlife-2853881?utm_source=All+Contacts&utm_campaign=fc3b6b7a24-Morning+Briefing+120121&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_dd843c5cb6-fc3b6b7a24-27467671&mc_cid=fc3b6b7a24&mc_eid=10c03a2993 " hello my name's Brian. I'm a cunť & just to prove it I make my self smell like a badgers arsé." Bellend. I just dont believe it....how on earth have they secreted badger scent....oh I know....must be road kill This has just confirmed it....mankind is unable to rule himself! What with Trump, Putin and now this we are totally doomed! Quote Link to post
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, BenBhoy said: You couldn't make it up! https://www.nme.com/news/music/brian-may-launches-new-badger-smelling-fragrance-help-save-wildlife-2853881?utm_source=All+Contacts&utm_campaign=fc3b6b7a24-Morning+Briefing+120121&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_dd843c5cb6-fc3b6b7a24-27467671&mc_cid=fc3b6b7a24&mc_eid=10c03a2993 " hello my name's Brian. I'm a cunť & just to prove it I make my self smell like a badgers arsé." Bellend. I just read all that . Forget the shit aftershave , did anyone notice the incredible inconsistencies in Mays narrative ? Be a Vegan , it’s better for your health. Oh and by the way I’m much better now that I’ve had my arteries unblocked and my stomach didn’t explode . Good grief . ? 2 Quote Link to post
Dervburner 2,548 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 I wonder if he “preaches” his veganism to his pal Roger Taylor who enjoys his shooting?, I bet Roger had a laugh about this one... and what’s Italian brand jerkoff, ? Never heard of it. 1 Quote Link to post
David.evans 5,323 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Off topic a bit essential or not ? 5 Quote Link to post
Stavross 13,742 Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 100% essential get at them 3 Quote Link to post
David.evans 5,323 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 I’ve to travel 26m to get there tho ? Quote Link to post
Stavross 13,742 Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 It doesn’t matter, it livestock protection, I travel about the same to the sheep farm, at the minute I don’t shoot any of my other land where they are not problem at the minute 1 Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, David.evans said: Off topic a bit Dave, stop trying to get this thread onto shooting of all things, we're talking about sniffing fanny here!!! Hahaha I'd class that as essential & basc be happy as you have that text as direct request for help. Call your plod control room, let them know you're about & then crack on mate. 4 Quote Link to post
David.evans 5,323 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 I think I’ll just stop in and sniff fanny fuc the foxes 3 Quote Link to post
Dervburner 2,548 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Ive never smelt a foxes fanny, is it as bad as I’d imagine? 1 Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dervburner said: Ive never smelt a foxes fanny, is it as bad as I’d imagine? I'll wager it smells better than Brian May's aftershave! 5 Quote Link to post
Dervburner 2,548 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 26 minutes ago, BenBhoy said: I'll wager it smells better than Brian May's aftershave! I think this thread might be starting to wander slightly off piste again? 3 Quote Link to post
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