gnasher16 29,662 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, JDHUNTING said: Anywhere on the west coast pal, they are stunning, I've spent loads of time in Cornwall and Devon and the beaches are nice, but they're mostly tourist traps or dangerous currents, was on kynance cove last year and it would e been stunning bar the 2000 other people blocking every grain of sand. North Wales is right up there for usable beaches aswell, not as pretty as Scotland but similar in looks to Cornish beaches but not as busy. Ive been around Ayr a little bit does that count,it was nice enough but still not as nice as Cornwall.....i dont go a bundle on empty beaches myself i like to hear people having fun,kids splashing about,scantily clad ladies strolling around.....impressionable childhood memories of day trips to Canvey Island maybe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Personally I have a thing for little old medieval villages with a river and the obligatory stone bridge......bit chocolate box but it’s my favourite. England is blessed in this regard in the British isles. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,266 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Daniel cain said: About 60 miles from where I grew up, soon as we could drive we be down that way every weekend lol... Llangennith, caswell Bay, camping, fishing, dancing and shagging like f**k.... Them Swansea girls was real friendly Done a few myself mate back in the day, never been to a place we’re womon outnumbered men like Swansea, good nights in the valbon nightclub digs on the oyster mouth rd and days at caswell bay, happy days indeed 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,204 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 hours ago, WILF said: f***ing hell, I’d have made a pig of myself down there as a young man ! If only they had social media in my day ! Had some great times in Cornwall as a young man...an hour down the road when you first passed your test....as youd say...fill your boots!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mushroom 12,391 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, WILF said: f***ing hell, I’d have made a pig of myself down there as a young man ! If only they had social media in my day ! Get yourself to just outside of Barcelona (San Pol de Mar) they have a nudist beach filled with young lasses. Bent over and led down, winking at you all day long, without using their eyelids. Took the ex Mrs with me once, coz it's weird going alone Edited January 29, 2020 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, NEWKID said: Had some great times in Cornwall as a young man...an hour down the road when you first passed your test....as youd say...fill your boots!! Lol Did you ever get to Torquay mate?.....had a great weekend down there back in the mists of time at a scooter rally, copped hold of the manager of Torquay Utd’s daughter on the Saturday......tidy little turn out ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, WILF said: Did you ever get to Torquay mate?.....had a great weekend down there back in the mists of time at a scooter rally, copped hold of the manager of Torquay Utd’s daughter on the Saturday......tidy little turn out ! Ah the English Riviera lol I got kicked out of a hotel just near Torquay (or Newquay, can't remember exactly) for nailing my ex in the ass and her squealing too loud There was a knock on the door mid coit ous and a voice saying that sort of thing isn't acceptable in this establishment, please leave in the morning. Breakfast was very uncomfortable Edited to add, It was defo Torquay Edited January 29, 2020 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,204 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, WILF said: Did you ever get to Torquay mate?.....had a great weekend down there back in the mists of time at a scooter rally, copped hold of the manager of Torquay Utd’s daughter on the Saturday......tidy little turn out ! Loads mate...its 20 minutes away... used to have end of season mini bus dos down.there... used to be a good night out... which manager?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,204 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, mushroom said: Ah the English Riviera lol I got kicked out of a hotel just near Torquay (or Newquay, can't remember exactly) for nailing my ex in the ass and her squealing too loud There was a knock on the door mid coit ous and a voice saying that sort of thing isn't acceptable in this establishment, please leave in the morning. Breakfast was very uncomfortable Edited to add, It was defo Torquay Wouldve been fine in Newquay mate...anything goes!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: Ah the English Riviera lol I got kicked out of a hotel just near Torquay (or Newquay, can't remember exactly) for nailing my ex in the ass and her squealing too loud There was a knock on the door mid coit ous and a voice saying that sort of thing isn't acceptable in this establishment, please leave in the morning. Breakfast was very uncomfortable Nothing so grotesque from me mate, I wound up on the Sunday finding myself a nice little elevated spot in the town centre and giving the acapella version of Madness greatest hits to a crowd of about 50 spectators then steaming into a bar full of plastic skinheads for shits and giggles ! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, NEWKID said: which manager?? f****d if I know, it wasn’t the main focus of my mind ! Lol lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, sid g said: i bet her ass was aswell ... Her exact words were "I told you I'd scream lol" It was one of those family run boutique type hotels, with the very stern woman running the show.... I was 21 ffs what did she think two young pups were gonna get up to in their room Breakfast room was filled with posh, middle aged types. The guys looked envious, while the women looked longingly 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: It was midgets they dont allow ffs not the sex I beg to differ..... they rented me the room Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,204 Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, WILF said: f****d if I know, it wasn’t the main focus of my mind ! Lol lol Lol....my mate married a daughter of the torquay manager years ago....f**k if I can remember her name....thought you may have prompted my memory...lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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