christmas

[iworkwhippets 13,234]

just a long shot, but apart from the pup I hopefully will be getting, I shall be doing Christmas alone this year, anyone else in the same boat, fancy a Christmas dinner together, you don't ask, you don't get,

[Bobtheferret 1,278]

I live about as far as possible from you IWW (I am in sussex) but I know around here there are some really good charities etc that have Christmas dinner for everyone and anyone at the local civic centre, I would guess there is something similar around you. I know it may not be your crowd so to speak but you never know who you might meet and better than being on your own . 

[DIDO.1 22,865]

Where abouts do you live? 

[iworkwhippets 13,234]

no no no matey, I think perhaps you have read me wrong, never in a million years was I expecting anyone to take me in for Christmas dinner, in fact let me rephrase it, if there is anyone out there , on there own, like me, get yourselves down here, I will lay on the grub, and pay for it, like I say, a long shot, but im trying to seek happiness one way or tuther, 

[Francie 6,368]

44 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

no no no matey, I think perhaps you have read me wrong, never in a million years was I expecting anyone to take me in for Christmas dinner, in fact let me rephrase it, if there is anyone out there , on there own, like me, get yourselves down here, I will lay on the grub, and pay for it, like I say, a long shot, but im trying to seek happiness one way or tuther, 

Keith your resiliense is inspiring my goodman, you never fail to impress me bud, not that your trying too

If I was in your part of the area I'd be down like a shot, with dog an all, your the kind a guy Id have some craic way. 

Atb keith

[gnipper 6,894]

2 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

no no no matey, I think perhaps you have read me wrong, never in a million years was I expecting anyone to take me in for Christmas dinner, in fact let me rephrase it, if there is anyone out there , on there own, like me, get yourselves down here, I will lay on the grub, and pay for it, like I say, a long shot, but im trying to seek happiness one way or tuther, 

I've got 2 girls and one on the way mate can I come for some peace and quiet

 Seriously though that's a very decent thing of you to do. 

[Waz 4,293]

On me todd xmas day, actually working the most of it, so will knock up a bit of grub to share at work.

Got my boys a few days after though so will do it all together with new year. Not sure where im heading with the boys though, flights to Malaga arent too bad, but accommodation is looking pricey, reasonable flights to Cyprus too, might get round a few attractions in London with them, winter wonderland etc. & put a bit more towards our summer jolly.

[socks 32,253]

14 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

no no no matey, I think perhaps you have read me wrong, never in a million years was I expecting anyone to take me in for Christmas dinner, in fact let me rephrase it, if there is anyone out there , on there own, like me, get yourselves down here, I will lay on the grub, and pay for it, like I say, a long shot, but im trying to seek happiness one way or tuther, 

Lads don’t listen to him. He just wants somebody around to do the washing up .......

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

20 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

no no no matey, I think perhaps you have read me wrong, never in a million years was I expecting anyone to take me in for Christmas dinner, in fact let me rephrase it, if there is anyone out there , on there own, like me, get yourselves down here, I will lay on the grub, and pay for it, like I say, a long shot, but im trying to seek happiness one way or tuther, 

Prince andrew is lonely at the mo

maybe hook up with him

i am sure he will have a few good stories 

[Daniel cain 49,550]

1 hour ago, Ted Newgent said:

Prince andrew is lonely at the mo

maybe hook up with him

i am sure he will have a few good stories 

What a cuntish thing to say to a man who's just lost his wife..... Proper prick you are ted

[keepdiggin 9,565]

28 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

What a cuntish thing to say to a man who's just lost his wife..... Proper prick you are ted

Thought the exact same dc

[Daniel cain 49,550]

Just now, keepdiggin said:

Thought the exact same dc

We all like a laugh.... But sometimes folks should engage their brains before opening their mouth.... Maybe Ted's puffed too much homegrown and missed what's gone on???

[Francie 6,368]

1 hour ago, Ted Newgent said:

 

 

[Francie 6,368]

2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

We all like a laugh.... But sometimes folks should engage their brains before opening their mouth.... Maybe Ted's puffed too much homegrown and missed what's gone on???

Straight over his head

[mushroom 14,216]

If I could find someone stupid enough to look after this tit over Christmas, I would fly over. Noone seems to want a stress inducing cnut, over the festive period, for some reason

I've not decided yet but I was thinking of buggering off for a skiing holiday. Rent an Airbnb for a week. Daughter is in UK, mates are shuttling all over to see family, I can't get over to the UK... so why not treat myself..