Jonjon79 13,340 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 There's a phone box opposite my house - the glass is all smashed and, occasionally, I see the odd skank pop in there, make a phone call then, go wait on the corner until an X5 turns up I had some success throwing snowballs over the house from the back garden last year .......... I've had one right in the ear with a potato a couple of years ago Now, I'm thinking that eggs could be fun - chicken eggs are too fragile, they break in your hand if you try to throw them too hard. I've got some duck eggs that are past their best - they're bigger than chicken eggs and the shells are thicker so, whadya reckon, should I launch 'em? 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flynndog 543 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Let em go off first really smelly and black off then go for it haha the x5 won't put the window down too far haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,135 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Flatten the f***ing phone box, BT won't put it back up nowadays. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 launch those duck eggs they will make the distance this thread wont be any good with pics or vid 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillylamp 1,809 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 why don't you boil the chicken eggs first lol....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Put dog shit in there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 That will be peterhunter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Fire them at the c**ts out of a catapult.....double theraband gold should do it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,180 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Super glue on the phone stick to his ear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jackknife 820 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Maybe try growing the f**k up 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted January 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 23 minutes ago, Jackknife said: Maybe try growing the f**k up You've been hit with an egg in the past, haven't you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted January 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Rusty_terrier said: Throw m16 nuts and bolts. f**k me Rusty, I only want to make them to look a twat, I don't want to kill them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted January 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 2 hours ago, dave88 said: Fire them at the c**ts out of a catapult.....double theraband gold should do it My missus pissed herself when I had a fork hit with a new potato - I was finding bits in my hair for half an hour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted January 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 49 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said: Super glue on the phone stick to his ear 4 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: Put dog shit in there You two could be onto something there I once superglued a 20p to the floor in there - the amount of them that banged their heads bending down to pick it up was hilarious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted January 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 10 hours ago, ryaldinhio said: Flatten the f***ing phone box, BT won't put it back up nowadays. Aye, they stopped putting new windows in it a couple of years ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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