Norway

[ginger beard 4,652]

3 hours ago, mackem said:

Not me mate,but GB seems that sort,a geezer,he drinks alcohol and fondles knickers,thats bloke sort of shit,i visit countries for culture,the food,language,and to experience and immerse myself,shagging is soooo last season 

Thanks,i take that as a compliment.

They can't get me a flight straight to oslo from bristol so i have to stop in amsterdam.

i will be shagging out there.no doubt about it.probably about 6 or 7.

[ginger beard 4,652]

5 hours ago, Greyman said:

Good luck dude, all part of life's colourful tapestry and don't forget the northern lights

I thought about the northern lights but i wouldn't want to pay much to go and see them.

[ginger beard 4,652]

4 hours ago, mushroom said:

 

Tbh that's a sad craic that is mate. Immerse yourself in the culture. Learn the language, experience something different mate.

P's nordic food is fuucking lovely

Edited to add;

Learning another language and culture, not too far from my own has helped me to understand my own language and culture far better.... you'll see

I'll pick up bits and pieces of the laungage but i don't like salad or fish and buying stuff is bloody expensive so i'm taking shit loads of porridge and super noodles.but i like the outdoors and norway is all about the outdoors so thats good culture.

[ginger beard 4,652]

1 hour ago, DIDO.1 said:

I was all set for going but then I met the Mrs and changed my mind e. Half the piss heads in our village bought their houses on the slaughtering job in Norway. I don't think the money is as good now but if you can save while there it's still a good screw

No your right about the money.20 years ago like you say pay your mortage but now i would be happy to bring back £5,000 if i can live on about £200 a week.just food and cider.i don't like lager.

Do they even have cider over there.?

[mackem 23,786]

7 hours ago, ginger beard said:

Thanks,i take that as a compliment.

They can't get me a flight straight to oslo from bristol so i have to stop in amsterdam.

i will be shagging out there.no doubt about it.probably about 6 or 7.

It is a compliment mate  I am too old for all that shagging and stuff,i find myself nowadays wandering around museums and such.When your in Amsterdam visit the banana bar  I went in last year...………………..SHOCKING  enjoy your trip 

[keepdiggin 9,220]

15 hours ago, nothernlite said:

Try bungee jumping with out the rope  

What a bell end

[nothernlite 18,027]

1 hour ago, keepdiggin said:

What a bell end

Thanks

[ginger beard 4,652]

Just arrived with my weed.nice 1/4.i just put it in my suitcase.

[ginger beard 4,652]

[peterhunter86 8,627]

On 05/08/2018 at 23:33, ginger beard said:

Thanks,i take that as a compliment.

They can't get me a flight straight to oslo from bristol so i have to stop in amsterdam.

i will be shagging out there.no doubt about it.probably about 6 or 7.

Be careful most kids 6and 7 will be with thier parents you ginger dirtbird

[ginger beard 4,652]

8 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Atvb over there mate, keep ye spends down an hours up an enjoy the outdoors, an lets see how long it takes ye to find a soiled pair a knickers eh

Cheers katchum.i got 200 cattle and 500 lambs tomorrow.should keep me out the pub til 6ish.as for the knickers i've already looked over the fence.

[dogmandont 9,345]

Good luck ginger hope all goes well for you.

[Dinosaurs 2,008]

Good to hear you got there see how long before they deport you . Hope all goes well bud. Atb

[Greyman 25,259]

On 5 August 2018 at 23:36, ginger beard said:

I thought about the northern lights but i wouldn't want to pay much to go and see them.

I thought they were free, just involves tilting your neck upwards ?? The cost is made up of getting to Norway and paying for accommodation,both of which you have already covered, have a good one

[Greyman 25,259]

On 6 August 2018 at 07:17, mackem said:

It is a compliment mate  I am too old for all that shagging and stuff,i find myself nowadays wandering around museums and such.When your in Amsterdam visit the banana bar  I went in last year...………………..SHOCKING  enjoy your trip 

Was going to say the same mate, if I done 6/7 birds it would cost me more in chiropractors and viagras