si brown 8,486 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: I work for a groundworking company of paddy's........ f***ing wind up cnuts Not as daft as they seem the paddy’s, I’m working for the fcukers too.... they charge you to process your wages the spud munchin cnts!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,900 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Just now, Saltmoon said: Seen a lad with a bucket behind a cutter catching sparks was his first day on the job aswell I've put petrol in a diesel van before..... Just put diesel in it and gave it a good blast.... Was sound. Few yrs ago the wife filled my subaru forrester sti up with diesel, and tried driving offcouldn't blame her as one of the little uns was having operation, I stayed with him at the hospital and she was in a panic...... Cost me almost a grand to sort out, new pump, sender and ecu needed remapping she won't do it again lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 This one always made me laugh 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, scothunter said: This one always made me laugh Haha that was a good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Daniel cain said: I've put petrol in a diesel van before..... Just put diesel in it and gave it a good blast.... Was sound. Few yrs ago the wife filled my subaru forrester sti up with diesel, and tried driving offcouldn't blame her as one of the little uns was having operation, I stayed with him at the hospital and she was in a panic...... Cost me almost a grand to sort out, new pump, sender and ecu needed remapping she won't do it again lol I put petrol in the Mrs diesel X Trail the night before the fishing comp a few years back, rang my local garage, drove it up there and they drained it there and then and a quick bleed, fresh diesel to the top and good to go, charged me only £50. Thank fcuk. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 5 hours ago, si brown said: Got married twice good god man , just date them , and dont shack up with either, keep your freedom mate , prob stupid thing ive ever done was going on the internet, ok to get few things to buy , but thats it really , spent far to much time on it, try to cut me time down as much as i can .! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,900 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 31 minutes ago, dytkos said: I put petrol in the Mrs diesel X Trail the night before the fishing comp a few years back, rang my local garage, drove it up there and they drained it there and then and a quick bleed, fresh diesel to the top and good to go, charged me only £50. Thank fcuk. Cheers, D. Not so bad if you put petrol in a diesel cleans it all out.... Diesel in a petrol fucks up your plugs and timing etc.... Nearly left my Mrs when she f****d up me scooby was cashing in on blowjobs for months after...... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Went in to work early one winters morning, still dark, windscreen on firms transit all ice up, reached into drivers door pocket and grabbed what i thought was a can of de icer, was actually a can of chain lubricant for the tail lift! Just kept on spraying thinking this stuff is shit, like a layer of fat i had to clean off. Done the petrol in diesel motor, firms motor so no big deal, especially as boss done it week after me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 6 hours ago, Saltmoon said: So I am sat in my van at the moment on site doing nothing!! This is because this morning I went and put fuel in ........ £50 in petrol into a diesel van!! This could be up there with my top 10 stupid things I've done!! What's the stupid things everyone else has done? I'd rank it a fair way down with your history 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, South hams hunter said: I'd rank it a fair way down with your history Nah I'd say top 10 for that the other stuff is my dumb shit list Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 9 hours ago, si brown said: Got married twice My old man is on his 5th wife!!! That's honest truth that!! He must like wedding cake or something 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 I've cum in my own mouth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 On more than one occasion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 By accident. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Getting young apprentices to get air samples in plastic bags keeps them busy. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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