Saltmoon 2,208 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 So I am sat in my van at the moment on site doing nothing!! This is because this morning I went and put fuel in ........ £50 in petrol into a diesel van!! This could be up there with my top 10 stupid things I've done!! What's the stupid things everyone else has done? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Got married twice 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 When i first started on the railway at 17 the foreman asked me to go get some oil for the rail saw. It was a good walk to the van, opened the back doors and couldn't find any. I was rummaging through all the tools and then bingo, I'd found some oil. I walked back up to site and the foreman was there with the saw, petrol cap open ready to pour the oil. "What's this? Pissing himself. "Oil ya daft twat!" It was only fcuking engine oil I'd fetched.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 I've also asked for fallopian tube in jewsons when I was 16 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Wasn't me but I once seen a young lad on a building site pushing a wheelbarrow full of red diesel. "What you doing" ? "I got sent to get diesel to fill up the Jenny" "You're a f***ing idiot" ! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,497 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Iv done that many stupid things ,that I have come to realise I am a stupid person . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Working on a site in Marylebone when I was 16, got sent to the office for a 'long weight' 15-20 mins I was stood there like a twat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Astanley said: Iv done that many stupid things ,that I have come to realise I am a stupid person . Think I'm coming to realise I'm in that group aswell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 I recon most of the reply’s will come from site lads, been doing site work 30years and the kids are getting worse.. there are some world class nuggets about 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,733 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 arr the younguns ey. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 43,079 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Skirting board ladder, tartan paint, long wait, sky hooks to name a few lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Just now, Daniel cain said: Skirting board ladder, tartan paint, long wait, sky hooks to name a few lol Skirting board ladder haha I got cought with that one and a can of stripey paint and a bucket of steam 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 43,079 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, antg said: arr the younguns ey. I work for a groundworking company of paddy's........ f***ing wind up cnuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Seen a lad with a bucket behind a cutter catching sparks was his first day on the job aswell 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, antg said: arr the younguns ey. Quality was working with some lads from Boro a few months back and they pulled the apprentice kids pants down, took a photo and put him on a gay prozzy site 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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