jiggy 3,209 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Most THL tough guys would rip the dorsel fin off the shark and send him on his way.??? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, jiggy said: Most THL tough guys would rip the dorsel fin off the shark and send him on his way.??? What would be the best cross for a GWS? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 41 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: 44 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: What would be the best cross for a GWS? Whale shark if you want him to retrieve live to hand and a megalodon if you want a scarred up beast that does everything and you will look cool walking down the beach beside. You will also fetch more money for the pups. 41 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,724 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, socks said: There no such thing as a werewolf ... an adder bite makes your hand swell and aches for a bit ... a fukcing dead eyed dealer of death great white can kill you in a mili second ...... They could kill you in a mili second but they rarely do ....they prefer to bite your leg of then swim around you till you die of a fear induced heart attack 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, kanny said: They could kill you in a mili second but they rarely do ....they prefer to bite your leg of then swim around you till you die of a fear induced heart attack Well that's put everyone mind at ease ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navek Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 I’d love do it . However I won’t be doing it till my kids are grown up n moved out .... prefer swim with white than a tiger shark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 If the shark has a full belly he wouldn't bother you. A crocodile infested water would be much worse. I was at a crocodile park in Spain around 15 year ago and they said a large croc in the wild can go up to 2 years without eating. A nile croc can miss 3 or 4 wildebeest migrations and then have his lucky day so the chances are nearly anytime you go for a splash in the water beside them then they are going to be looking at you like a drunk reading the menu in a kebab shop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, ChrisJones said: Except that they know this and one distracts you while the other comes in for closer inspection. When they figure out how to use breathing apparatus to attack us on land the balance of power will shift to our new shark overlords. RIP Quint... If they land in the UK it won't be a problem as the big cats will soon sort the fcukers out! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 50,545 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Last summer , in the Caribbean , my boss basically insisted we went for a swim after work. After work being around 8 -9 pm I’m quite a decent swimmer , I’m easily capable of pushing a mile through the water off pat due to my mother’s insistence I went to swim club when I was younger. But im not ashamed to say , as we pushed through the water in the darkness as a group , I heard the jaws theme in every stroke ! Zzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzz 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, jiggy said: If the shark has a full belly he wouldn't bother you. A crocodile infested water would be much worse. I was at a crocodile park in Spain around 15 year ago and they said a large croc in the wild can go up to 2 years without eating. A nile croc can miss 3 or 4 wildebeest migrations and then have his lucky day so the chances are nearly anytime you go for a splash in the water beside them then they are going to be looking at you like a drunk reading the menu in a kebab shop. I nearly got eaten by a crocodile they are evil b*****ds to ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, socks said: I nearly got eaten by a crocodile they are evil b*****ds to ....... Shark would be like losing leg with a scalpel and a croc would be like losing it in a PTO shaft of a tractor when the fcuker does a death roll. Suppose you're just as dead either way. I seen a 14 foot croc which is average and his back was as wide as a family car. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Lol it wasn't that close and nearly eaten might be stretching it a bit ... but it was close lol ..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, socks said: Lol it wasn't that close and nearly eaten might be stretching it a bit ... but it was close lol ..... on the telly then..? 2 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 That's why I prefer the woods and hedgerows,don't hear of many killer squirrels ? Mind those weasels in wind n the willows were little shites ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Navek said: I’d love do it . However I won’t be doing it till my kids are grown up n moved out .... prefer swim with white than a tiger shark that true most fatal shark to people are tiger sharks, them b*****ds will go for people more than thee natural prey other fish seals, and bull shark live in fresh/salt water they kill lot of people, keep out the fookin sea swim in you swimming pool it safer and cleaner than the sea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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