trigger2 3,278 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 theres a pair of brothers that live in one of the lacal villages ones called tube and the other half tube. everyone says they are test tube babies fook knows how that come about. Are there star signs Pyrex lol i doubt it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 A girl round our way is named home grown ...she sells the best weed about local lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 A couple of woman round my way years ago... Ruby quickstep.....she walked fast as f**k. Impulse.......she got caught using an impulse can as a vibrator...? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,519 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Billy pigeon as he used to sit on his mams roof.Dianne "Fish" as her lady garden had a particular odour. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flacko 1,756 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Monkey because I'd get up anything, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,417 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 "velcro fingers" becasuse the c**t never used to pass the joint 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 "velcro fingers" becasuse the c**t never used to pass the joint I know a sticky fingers and a front loader 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,417 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 The worst kind lol velcro lipped b*****d Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steg 609 Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Hawk eye. That's me lads.. lost the use of my left eye in the seventies. Used to wait until me da went to work and i'd sneek his webley hawk air rifle out. Bad ricochet off a concrete slab backstop got me the name. On a good note i'm a right handed shooter and they they say you lose a sense..you gain a sense! So so true..doctors etc are amazed at the strength of the sight in my right eye and hearing. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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