stevo79 569 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) Just popped in to my local tesco express and about 1 ft from the door was a pile of horse shit!! Gob smacked. 1. How did the horse mange to get it that close 2. Why can't they pick it up. 3. If it was dog shit they'd be hell to pay also a big fine. What a joke ? Edited April 3, 2016 by stevo79 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,038 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 You sure it was horse shit. Could of been cushty on a fertilising tour. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,609 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Chinese fella....Hoo flung dung... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,843 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) I'd of bagged it. Put loads on my garden borders last week, much to the annoyance of my neighbour? Edited April 3, 2016 by cragman 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I'd of bagged it. Put loads on my garden borders last week, much to the annoyance of my neighbour I done that old house.stunk the whole village out,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I've always thought that, and what annoys me as well is people can let there cats out to roam and shit everywhere, yet if you where to do the same you'd lose your dog and get fined 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevo79 569 Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I've always thought that, and what annoys me as well is people can let there cats out to roam and shit everywhere, yet if you where to do the same you'd lose your dog and get finedIt quite bizarre how a horse can take a gian shit outside a village shop and it's perfectly OK Yet your dog does and it's a criminal offence. Get this! I mentioned to the staff and they said the council were coming to collect in the morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,864 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Vegetarian animal shit isn't that bad...it's only digested plant matter you bunch of townies! Don't get me even started on cat shit! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 what has happened to thl lately? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morton 5,369 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Just popped in to my local tesco express and about 1 ft from the door was a pile of horse shit!! Gob smacked. 1. How did the horse mange to get it that close 2. Why can't they pick it up. 3. If it was dog shit they'd be hell to pay also a big fine. What a joke Pykey shoplifters need their means of escape. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevo79 569 Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Vegetarian animal shit isn't that bad...it's only digested plant matter you bunch of townies! Don't get me even started on cat shit! Yeah I know what your saying but still ? Right outside the village shop... Come on lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,038 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. You must be smoking some proper strong shit.to think about all that shit kanny. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. You must be smoking some proper strong shit.to think about all that shit kanny. can't claim credit its a copy n paste 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 32,420 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) Says the person sat on a horse in there avitar dido 1 Edited April 4, 2016 by Greyman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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