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The hunting life doctors will sort you mate , by the times these boys finish your only be pissin one a month through your ear !

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It's strange. When I lived in London, I would get up once every night between 3am and 4am for a piss. Since I moved here, I haven't got up in the night once. :hmm:

 

Thats because it's socially acceptable to piss the bed in the country.

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It's strange. When I lived in London, I would get up once every night between 3am and 4am for a piss. Since I moved here, I haven't got up in the night once. :hmm:

That's stage 3 Walshie, just buy a good rubber bed sheet when you can't even wake up to do it :thumbs:

Can you recommend one? I'm nearly at that stage myself :laugh:

 

 

Not quite that far on yet myself mate, i'm mild stage 2, unless beers involved :whistling: Where does that last dribble of piss come from? :blink:

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go get a young bird to give your prostate a massage and if your lucky her thumb will slip up your arse as she does it, it wont stop you pissing more often but it will take your mind of it for a bit.

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Keepdiggin was telling me he had to go to the doctors last week.....went in and said..

"Well doctor....I think it's that time where you are going to have to stick your finger up my arse"

 

Doctor says "Prostate giving you problems?"

 

"No....I've f***ing fancied you for ages!!"

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I think she might find it hard to massage your prostate from the outside. :laugh:

they dont put the whole hand in unless youve got an arsehole the size of the clyde tunnel at least thats what ive been told

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It's strange. When I lived in London, I would get up once every night between 3am and 4am for a piss. Since I moved here, I haven't got up in the night once. :hmm:

 

Aye your wife said that you started wetting the bed since you moved,something about scared of the dark,and weird noises at night.

Twit twoo or something,

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as I get older I have to get up in the night for a piss ,why is this

its like most things when you get older,things stop working,or get weaker, also you can become less tolerant to some food or drinks, i use to get up for a wee in the night, but now i'm ok, with me it was caffeine to close to bed time,i use to be ok drinking it before going to bed,but not now, or a beer, make your last drink of the evening a good few hours before going to bed, if that helps,good, also it could be your prostate, they say, you should get a prostate checked when you turn 50 years old, i know most men find that kinda thing a bit embarrassing, including me, but better safe than sorry,

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If you do go for a prostate examination just make sure the doctor hasn't got both hands on your shoulders while doing it. Happened someone I know.

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