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ryaldinhio 4,139 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Wife's birthday last week, took her to the biggest orchard in Yorkshire for the whole day, thought it would tick every box and definitely get laid. Apparantley not the apple watch she was after. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,139 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 What did spartacus say when the lion ate his wife Nothing, he was gladiator 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,139 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with, she said yes All the others were 8s and 9s 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 (edited) 9 hours ago, ryaldinhio said: Wife's birthday last week, took her to the biggest orchard in Yorkshire for the whole day, thought it would tick every box and definitely get laid. Apparantley not the apple watch she was after. It was my Mrs birthday last week to and we were walking past an expensive restaurant and she said the smell of the food coming out of there is lovely so I said fcuk it I'll treat her so I walked her past it again Edited February 8 by peterhunter86 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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