Funny Joke Thread

[waltjnr 7,911]

1 hour ago, wildman said:

The subject  ( NOT SURE IF THIS IS A HUMAN) must have some genetic material decency to not be able to respond in a normal way

 

Robot or stroke victim,if a stroke  so sorry, if robot fuk off 

[kanny 21,585]

34 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

Robot or stroke victim,if a stroke  so sorry, if robot fuk off 

Spectrum bots ffs , I knew this AI malarkey would malfunction,  pull the plug!!

[wildman 627]

16 hours ago, mitre said:

Is that now ?

See what I mean,, the proper response should be,, is that so ,,or is that right ,,,,,,, it's a f****n defective robot ,let's get rid of this virus and get back to a good old funny joke thread 

[bob.243 9,500]

[bob.243 9,500]

[bob.243 9,500]

[bob.243 9,500]

[bob.243 9,500]

[Chaff 3,686]

[mitre 226]

3 hours ago, bob.243 said:

Just a gentle hint Omar start using them or get the snip and wife can have her tubes tied it's safer that way cut out the risk of stds did you learn anything in school 

[mitre 226]

2 hours ago, bob.243 said:

There's trump buttering up to him telling him some tripe

[mitre 226]

40 minutes ago, Chaff said:

Don't worry get a routine up for both of you 

[forest of dean redneck 12,017]

[mel b 3,506]

2 hours ago, mitre said:

Don't worry get a routine up for both of you 

What does that mean mitre ?.

[The one 8,578]

50 minutes ago, mel b said:

What does that mean mitre ?.

Hes no had his Meds