socks 32,253 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 you fukcing dopey stupid townie twat .... Wild ducks will not go inside a duck house to nest ... If you really want to go all David Attenborough get an old car tyre attach it to a bit of treated marine ply fill it will straw and attach the whole lot to piece of polesteiren ... Make an anchor out of a breeze block and rope sight it in the pond where you want it ... Job done ... Give me Fukcing strength ..... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Dopey stupid townie twat ??? Say what you really mean Ken. Don't hold back fella. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,896 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 you fukcing dopey stupid townie twat .... Wild ducks will not go inside a duck house to nest ... If you really want to go all David Attenborough get an old car tyre attach it to a bit of treated marine ply fill it will straw and attach the whole lot to piece of polesteiren ... Make an anchor out of a breeze block and rope sight it in the pond where you want it ... Job done ... Give me Fukcing strength ..... Now now socks, walshie told me they was thinking of filming spring watch at his,mainly due to his caring and expertise on wildlife, He might even contact darcy on bringing a book out ,he's the new phil Drabble . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 you fukcing dopey stupid townie twat .... Wild ducks will not go inside a duck house to nest ... If you really want to go all David Attenborough get an old car tyre attach it to a bit of treated marine ply fill it will straw and attach the whole lot to piece of polesteiren ... Make an anchor out of a breeze block and rope sight it in the pond where you want it ... Job done ... Give me Fukcing strength ..... Oh good idea. An old tyre on a bit of wood. I don't live in steptoe's yard you know. So wild ducks will use scrap items, but not a purpose built house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,601 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 duck house would be a good idea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,211 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 you fukcing dopey stupid townie twat .... Wild ducks will not go inside a duck house to nest ... If you really want to go all David Attenborough get an old car tyre attach it to a bit of treated marine ply fill it will straw and attach the whole lot to piece of polesteiren ... Make an anchor out of a breeze block and rope sight it in the pond where you want it ... Job done ... Give me Fukcing strength ..... Oh good idea. An old tyre on a bit of wood. I don't live in steptoe's yard you know. So wild ducks will use scrap items, but not a purpose built house. No they ain't stepto's horse ffs (so know where your comming from now socks ),what a wild duck will use is a floating nest site either they can have a good allround view from or it's raised off the floor like the ones they make in the wild . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 you fukcing dopey stupid townie twat .... Wild ducks will not go inside a duck house to nest ... If you really want to go all David Attenborough get an old car tyre attach it to a bit of treated marine ply fill it will straw and attach the whole lot to piece of polesteiren ... Make an anchor out of a breeze block and rope sight it in the pond where you want it ... Job done ... Give me Fukcing strength ..... Now now socks, walshie told me they was thinking of filming spring watch at his,mainly due to his caring and expertise on wildlife, He might even contact darcy on bringing a book out ,he's the new phil Drabble . more like Phil Dribble ........... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 you fukcing dopey stupid townie twat .... Wild ducks will not go inside a duck house to nest ... If you really want to go all David Attenborough get an old car tyre attach it to a bit of treated marine ply fill it will straw and attach the whole lot to piece of polesteiren ... Make an anchor out of a breeze block and rope sight it in the pond where you want it ... Job done ... Give me Fukcing strength ..... Oh good idea. An old tyre on a bit of wood. I don't live in steptoe's yard you know. So wild ducks will use scrap items, but not a purpose built house. oh my god I am losing the will to live ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 you fukcing dopey stupid townie twat .... Wild ducks will not go inside a duck house to nest ... If you really want to go all David Attenborough get an old car tyre attach it to a bit of treated marine ply fill it will straw and attach the whole lot to piece of polesteiren ... Make an anchor out of a breeze block and rope sight it in the pond where you want it ... Job done ... Give me Fukcing strength ..... Oh good idea. An old tyre on a bit of wood. I don't live in steptoe's yard you know. So wild ducks will use scrap items, but not a purpose built house. oh my god I am losing the will to live ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Walshie you need to stop these threads, you're going to give socks a fecking aneurysm 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Walshie you need to stop these threads, you're going to give socks a fecking aneurysm Oh dear. Wouldn't want that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 I think walshie makes these threads on purpose lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,959 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 stuff your mallard with apple onion and celery ,,,,,,,,,keep it in the oven and eat the fkker 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,896 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Is that tumeric on the roasties? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,959 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 Is that tumeric on the roasties? no mate f**k dat and soy sauce 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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