forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Pint of crickets through letter box Or this but don't get the silent ones, we had some escape at old house got down in the floorboards an they lived for months ,fecking racket at night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Pint of crickets through letter boxOr this but don't get the silent ones, we had some escape at old house got down in the floorboards an they lived for months ,fecking racket at night. Iv had that its a right cnut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,620 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Just chap the door mate and let her know how you feel that it's keeping U up when u need to be sleeping, if she don't listen then just punch the cow square in the face. Always works with me when the wife giving me shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Cheers for the replys i started my music at 4.45 this morning alarm clock job lot and woke up to her gate the whole way over my drive. Shes laid under every lad in barnsley and now shes moved onto the local kebab shop owners so if anyone fancies a bash im up for a nights lamping and il intorduce you to her on a serious note the maggots is a good idea never heard of that been done. I might know her then am in Barnsley hahaha what's she look like ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Just tell her that " your mumma like her & she likes every one" !! Years ago had a prob neighbour so i bought a cheap Cooker Hood & screwed it loosely but securely to the party wall & wired it up to a timer on full speed it Rattled like f**k while i was out Two days later all noise stopped!! Hope you get it sorted bud ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Poacherspocket 189 Posted January 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Cheers for the replys i started my music at 4.45 this morning alarm clock job lot and woke up to her gate the whole way over my drive. Shes laid under every lad in barnsley and now shes moved onto the local kebab shop owners so if anyone fancies a bash im up for a nights lamping and il intorduce you to her on a serious note the maggots is a good idea never heard of that been done.I might know her then am in Barnsley hahaha what's she look like ? to be honest she looks a respectable normal lass but when i moved in she said to me your going to hate it here all the neighbours c**ts. Her words not mine. And slagged all the estate off. Few months down the line shes fallen out with me and all the estate loves me. Think that noise diary thing is my only option but its not as if its a quick fix. ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Do it properly through the council mate, using their guidelines. https://www2.barnsley.gov.uk/services/environment-and-planning/pollution/noise/make-a-noise-complaint My mate down the road has a very vocal doberman and he had the council on to him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,620 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Na defo think you should thump her one bud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 just call her to the side and make her an offer she wont refuse.make sure theres no witnesses.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Break in and take the fuse out the radio Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 any chance you could bang her,and film it ,then let us all see if she should be aloud to be noisey? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Cheers for the replys i started my music at 4.45 this morning alarm clock job lot and woke up to her gate the whole way over my drive. Shes laid under every lad in barnsley and now shes moved onto the local kebab shop owners so if anyone fancies a bash im up for a nights lamping and il intorduce you to her on a serious note the maggots is a good idea never heard of that been done.I might know her then am in Barnsley hahaha what's she look like ? to be honest she looks a respectable normal lass but when i moved in she said to me your going to hate it here all the neighbours c**ts. Her words not mine. And slagged all the estate off. Few months down the line shes fallen out with me and all the estate loves me. Think that noise diary thing is my only option but its not as if its a quick fix. ! Where in Barnsley r you mate strange all estate get along lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rasp 34 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Put some grab adhesive in the door lock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxing machine 144 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 lifes to short for hassel if you ask me. iv had enuff to last a life time and im only 26 haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 I've had this I put the Hoover against the skirting board on our adjoining wall and jammed it in with the couch and f****d off to work they didn't make much noise after that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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