tb25 4,627 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Socks is a little like a over grown humper lumper....lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Socks is a little like a over grown humper lumper....lol Now your fecked,he's going to go offline on yer arse now,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Lol he can take a bit of banter..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,565 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 would you fancy your chances tb? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Started off as a simple question about sheep and now Gnasher and socks are going to get it on. Wait till I ask my cattle question. You got a gay bull? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,271 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Just fuuck 'em and have done with it walshie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Lol but what does it mean I have absolutely no idea im not cool enough for all that internet patter. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Few slips jabs kd..he be soon sorted..lol..now stop winding folk up and get ya dogs out ffs lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Lol but what does it mean I have absolutely no idea im not cool enough for all that internet patter. Fuckingpissmyselflaughing? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Started off as a simple question about sheep and now Gnasher and socks are going to get it on. Wait till I ask my cattle question. Never mind the cattle question what about the one you asked me today ....... when we first moved in a local lad from the village sold us 6 chickens as we wanted to go all good life type thing and have our own free range eggs, I quite fancied waltzing down the chicken run in my dungarees and wellies to collect breakfast very morning once I got over the fact an egg comes from the chickens bum, but it's been weeks now and we still haven't seen an egg, the other weird thing is that first thing in the morning all the chickens make a right racket, I thought it was their laying song but no matter how loud they crow we still don't see any eggs? We spoke to the lad that sold them to us and he told us all chickens sing in the morning and not to worry and assured us that they were point of lay, well for days after I pointed at the chickens and none of them would lay, I pointed at them one at a time I pointed at them all together I even hid around the yard and surprise pointed at them but they still haven't laid, is there a special type of pointing you have to do and will the morning singing ever stop? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 You're such a bellend Kenneth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Funny,you should say that socks,our local my Hermes courier,keeps couple chickens and she mentioned she's got new neighbours they have a bit of a paddock,and filled it with poultry and small livestock,and the fella puts on some like John Deere overalls when they go out to feed them etc,she says there that clean you can still see the creases ,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Funny,you should say that socks,our local my Hermes courier,keeps couple chickens and she mentioned she's got new neighbours they have a bit of a paddock,and filled it with poultry and small livestock,and the fella puts on some like John Deere overalls when they go out to feed them etc,she says there that clean you can still see the creases ,lol Some customer I picked up a few months back was on about his Muslim neighbour having a cockerel. He asked this guy to lock it up to stop it making a racket, but he was told the cockerel was calling to Allah in the mornings so wouldn't do anything about it. This customer said this went on for a while, but said even Allah must have got pissed off with the racket eventually because he sent a fox to kill it one night! :laugh: I was weak laughing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,271 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Aye fox..... That old chestnut eh? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Started off as a simple question about sheep and now Gnasher and socks are going to get it on. Wait till I ask my cattle question. Never mind the cattle question what about the one you asked me today ....... when we first moved in a local lad from the village sold us 6 chickens as we wanted to go all good life type thing and have our own free range eggs, I quite fancied waltzing down the chicken run in my dungarees and wellies to collect breakfast very morning once I got over the fact an egg comes from the chickens bum, but it's been weeks now and we still haven't seen an egg, the other weird thing is that first thing in the morning all the chickens make a right racket, I thought it was their laying song but no matter how loud they crow we still don't see any eggs? We spoke to the lad that sold them to us and he told us all chickens sing in the morning and not to worry and assured us that they were point of lay, well for days after I pointed at the chickens and none of them would lay, I pointed at them one at a time I pointed at them all together I even hid around the yard and surprise pointed at them but they still haven't laid, is there a special type of pointing you have to do and will the morning singing ever stop? Have you considered going to a meeting? They have point to point meetings advertised all over the place in the sticks up this way... Edited May 16, 2015 by jonah. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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