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love being old & grumpy. can say what the f**k i like & folks think its cute

You'll get used to it mate. Best bit is when you open your spec case when your out and your specs aren't in there   Cheers, D.

i have had them varey focal (sp) things OMG i felt like i was drunk .. was hoovering the carpet at work & the floor was moving , i felt sick so went for a lay down in the medical block & nodde

It's not much fun when the years catch up on you, I can see for miles but having to put on the Gregory Pecks when somebody asks me to look at something is,nt much fun.

It,ll come to you all mind !

You'll get used to it mate. Best bit is when you open your spec case when your out and your specs aren't in there :blink:

 

Cheers, D.

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i bloody dread growing old, stuffed in some old folks home, we a romanian wench giving me bed bath

 

EH? Old age has caught up already! :laugh:

i bloody dread growing old, stuffed in some old folks home, we a romanian wench giving me bed bath

that whuldent be to bad to behonest whuld soon find away to enjoy spending the pension
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Try wearing bifocals, I went for a piss and saw 2 cocks, I knew the big one wasn't mine so I put it away again! :bad:

i have had them varey focal (sp) things OMG i felt like i was drunk .. was hoovering the carpet at work & the floor was moving , i felt sick so went for a lay down in the medical block & nodded off :laugh: .. after nerly 45 mins of searching the building the handy man found me a kip :laugh: .. i thought that was it for me the sack loomed but between us we managed to fob the gaffer off

 

took me a month to get used the to bloody things :laugh:

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Ive been quite lucky with the ol peepers but went for an eye test recently and am right on the border apparently......cant say im looking forward to it im gonna look a right c**t with glasses :D

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I just got 2 PAIRS :cray::icon_eek: only 2 weeks ago,one for reading,1 for tv/driving.hearing is seriously damaged from shottys/rifle over the years (tinnitus).very loud and very problematic.I think I look elegant in my new specs,she thinks i look ancient, :nono:

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