Lurcher Poem

[Silversnake 1,099]

thought i would share a poem i wrote, i hope it is in the right section.

 

THE LURCHER,

what a truly magificent animal is the lurcher,

my favorite animal to love, develop and nurture,

from a silly pup to a streamlined speed machine

a good one in full flight is my favorite scene

how is it that something so fun also fills my pot

and a better form of pest control i know not

there is no better way to enjoy the great outdoors

than with a free running lurcher that i adore

and when the chase is on words cannot describe the thrill,

how can i explain the joy and the heavy heart when they make the kill

time in the field with a lurcher is priceless

an ancient bond that is truly timeless

an activity that easily blends with nature

and leaves all participants in a state of rapture

life with no running dog is a dull, bleak future

what a truly magnificent animal is the lurcher

 

please let me know what you think as i have never posted a poem and only ever shown very few people any of my poems. criticism is welcomed.

[lurcherman 887 12,685]

Well done mate i like that

[nothernlite 18,028]

As long as your happy theres a lad on here called walter mitty here's one of his

 

May name is walter mitty

Aye talk a lot of shirty

Aye also think I'm very pretty

But really 6 foot three kitty

And really not very witty

 

The end

[gamerooster 1,179]

Life is certainaly dull without a lurcher, not had one for near on three year, off to get a whippet pup this weekend

[gamerooster 1,179]

Lol at northernlite

[air gun ant 1,666]

love it mate

[lurcherman 887 12,685]

As long as your happy theres a lad on here called walter mitty here's one of his

 

May name is walter mitty

Aye talk a lot of shirty

Aye also think I'm very pretty

But really 6 foot three kitty

And really not very witty

 

The end

I wonder who thats for lol

[Silversnake 1,099]

thanks for the feedback, northernlite must be referring to me not walter as he does sound witty

[the apprentice 178]

As long as your happy theres a lad on here called walter mitty here's one of his

May name is walter mitty

Aye talk a lot of shirty

Aye also think I'm very pretty

But really 6 foot three kitty

And really not very witty

The end, the man's a poet and diznae know it,

[Crackers 807]

As long as your happy theres a lad on here called walter mitty here's one of his

 

May name is walter mitty

Aye talk a lot of shirty

Aye also think I'm very pretty

But really 6 foot three kitty

And really not very witty

 

The end

aimed at thl very own "answer book" ????????

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

As long as your happy theres a lad on here called walter mitty here's one of his

 

May name is walter mitty

Aye talk a lot of shirty

Aye also think I'm very pretty

But really 6 foot three kitty

And really not very witty

 

The end

Wow. Don't contact the publishers just yet.

 

Let me have a go...

 

There is a member on here called northernlite, all he does is waffle shite. Born in 1961, for the last 10 years his hairs been gone.

 

But his hair line is the last of his issues, the f****r keeps running out of tissues. Mopping up all the shit that dribbles down his chin, it really is a northern sin.

 

He calls me the fantasist, Walter Mitty and replies to my comments with an attitude shitty. But he knows deep down that he's the fake, he won't read this now, he's not awake. He's away with fairies having his afternoon nap, probably got his pot lickers on his lap. They chased a rabbit once last season, he slipped all three, you can guess the reason.

 

So there we have it, my poetic reply, you've lost again Walter. Ask yourself why. One of lifes failures? I don't know. Answer it yourself. Off you go.

[Crackers 807]

Keep them coming boys.. Soon be able to write a poem book on insults... Priceless lol

[tb25 4,626]

Ffs lol..

[jonah. 775]

A poetic internet feud, only on THL.....fkin priceless. Pmsl!!!

 

Congratulations to all, it's a beautifully thing is poetry! ;-))

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

Keep them coming boys.. Soon be able to write a poem book on insults... Priceless lol

I know a man who's name is "crackers", the only dogs he keeps are class 1 Jackers.

 

One of his dogs picks and chooses, the other one always looses.

 

He's gonna be alright now, his mate Kev has offered him some help. Together they are gonna have a world beating welp.

 

Beagle x Lab over Great Dane, "kev and crackers bushers" will be the name.

 

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