dogmad riley 1,337 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Keep them coming boys.. Soon be able to write a poem book on insults... Priceless lolI know a man who's name is "crackers", the only dogs he keeps are class 1 Jackers. One of his dogs picks and chooses, the other one always looses. He's gonna be alright now, his mate Kev has offered him some help. Together they are gonna have a world beating welp. Beagle x Lab over Great Dane, "kev and crackers bushers" will be the name. ??? Both poems pure class ha ha 1 Quote Link to post
dogmad riley 1,337 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The lurcher poem sums up what owning a lurcher is like well done keep em coming 1 Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,028 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Walter I take back you are pretty witty But you still talk pure shitty Still have me hair it's going pretty fair he runs his mutt at night because it's pretty shite He gives it a lot of droppers because it can't use it a choppers He hasn't a hair on his head Because his his idol is right said Fred The group that is gay He tries to kid his dog can catch during the day Walter we look forward to your threads To what you said Your dog will be catching 50 + Before Christmas day Aye done my best but some of us haven't got a mind like walter mitty the great fantasist Of THL. Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,028 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The Hunting Lives version of 8 Mile haha! Just need some beats in the background aye right said Fred lol Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Walter I take back you are pretty witty But you still talk pure shitty Still have me hair it's going pretty fair he runs his mutt at night because it's pretty shite He gives it a lot of droppers because it can't use it a choppers He hasn't a hair on his head Because his his idol is right said Fred The group that is gay He tries to kid his dog can catch during the day Walter we look forward to your threads To what you said Your dog will be catching 50 + Before Christmas day Aye done my best but some of us haven't got a mind like walter mitty the great fantasist Of THL. Sometimes it's better to quit while you're ahead, although I did laugh at the bit about right said Fred. I'm driving just now so struggling to type, what's this about the lamping hype? I don't need to wait till Christmas Day to know my pup is what I say. Day or night, anywhere. She will bag you a rabbit or retrieve a hare. If you want a winter comp it will be a laugh. But you've got to post the odd photograph. 50 rabbits? It's in the bag. By number 3 yours have started to lag. Beddy this and beddy that, id catch more with a lamp trained rat ? 1 Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,028 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Again not a bad reply but yet just another lie You have sent me a pm to sate you have the best But now your driving to work wearing a hi viz vest away to paint a line or two You say you have been out with a few but none compared to you Now you want a photo comp now what stance will you have Better pratice now because you won't have a chance Quote Link to post
Flacko 1,732 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 This is class keep goin boys Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Again not a bad reply but yet just another lie You have sent me a pm to sate you have the best But now your driving to work wearing a hi viz vest away to paint a line or two You say you have been out with a few but none compared to you Now you want a photo comp now what stance will you have Better pratice now because you won't have a chance I will let you re-read that and try again cuz jokes aside... That's awful ? Quote Link to post
Crackers 807 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Keep them coming boys.. Soon be able to write a poem book on insults... Priceless lolI know a man who's name is "crackers", the only dogs he keeps are class 1 Jackers. One of his dogs picks and chooses, the other one always looses. He's gonna be alright now, his mate Kev has offered him some help. Together they are gonna have a world beating welp. Beagle x Lab over Great Dane, "kev and crackers bushers" will be the name. ??? love it.... Got the makings of the best thl thread ever.... Keep them coming.... Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,028 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Walter you try to be the best fair play but sometimes you need to have a rest You say it is your hobby to feed your dog good food But you need to stop lamping in the nude You say your dog lady will wipe the floor with any dog but yet you tried to show it the door you ought to make your mind up Most of the time people are just at the wind up Atb and have a good night at work Quote Link to post
tsteve9999 456 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Another THL classic, only on here could two grown men have a fight using feckin poems :laugh: :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,028 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Friendly banter war of words lol 3 Quote Link to post
Crackers 807 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Anyone fancy a beagle/Dane??? What a messer.. Funny never the less Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 It's all good fun. My pup will be lucky catch a cold this winter. And that's in a plastic kennel with no bedding. Gotta stack the odds in her favour ain't I ? Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,028 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Lol Quote Link to post
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