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Walking the dog this morning, not a mate but bird from the area drives past says allo. Get in and I get a text you need to feed your dog it looks skinny. It's a f***ing french bulldog ffs I could strip the thing down to a conditioned dog even if I wanted too. I won't even put a photo up as its just laughable she's not even what I'd call fit just a spoilt family pet. Bloody thing gets fed toast every morning ffs. Needless to say next week ill be changing my phone lol can't be arsed to even try educate her.

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I wouldn't even say the dog is fit lol it's just a pet gets walked twice a day. When I first meet this bird everyone told me she was a c**t lol. Me being me and fact she's got alright tits I thought she seems alright. Thing is she always has to be right and can't even have a debate with her to prove her wrong. Not going to waste my breathe hardly ever bump into her so new phone it is. Would stick a photo up of the dog but its just laughable to even have it suggested she's skinny.

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I wouldn't even say the dog is fit lol it's just a pet gets walked twice a day. When I first meet this bird everyone told me she was a c**t lol. Me being me and fact she's got alright tits I thought she seems alright. Thing is she always has to be right and can't even have a debate with her to prove her wrong. Not going to waste my breathe hardly ever bump into her so new phone it is. Would stick a photo up of the dog but its just laughable to even have it suggested she's skinny.

How could she resist such a silver-tongued cavalier as you, Dare ?

 

Seriously mate, it's a waste of time. There's owners who'll swear they follow the feeding guidelines and never give tit-bits, but there dogs are like barrels ! Idiots know nothing about nothing !

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Its a horrible sign of the times we live in where the owner of a dog 50% underweight will get prosecuted.......yet the owner of a dog 50% overweight will be met with " awww bless him he loves his food dont he " :censored:

very true ,on the telly they had English bulldogs that could hardly walk let alone breath , and yet the proper bulldog (apbt) that are banned in most countrys , are normally one of healthiest breeds of dog to own, them and greyhounds . there few labs by me fat things,and next doors just had golden retriever , that looks as heavy as my young dog Buck, who is 28in 87lb , this g/r looks as heavy as him, think g/r should only be about 25in 65-70lb , says it all really, the thing prob be dead in couple years :yes:

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I got told the other day my bitch 14kg is too skinny. She can't be being fed much, according to this expert, because you can see her ribs. Funny that because she gets the same amount of food as her dad (22kg)! If she was underweight would she have visible shoulder muscles, arse muscles etc? No.

 

I left it by saying that's what happens when you exercise your dogs properly, as the blokes King Charles waddled away lol.

 

I think people are just f***ing stupid.

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I'm not grasping about changing your phone here?

Iphone has wattsapp it's like some chat thing which basically is just sending free texts. Just someone having your number though means they can message you on it. Before I'd argue until blue in the face my point but as I've got older I just can't be arsed. As good as the company you keep and someone that thick I can't be mates with. I understand not everyone's gonna be a dog expert. When your not so clued up on a subject it's better to listen than to talk. I just can't be arsed and I've gone off her tits now because of it lol.

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Yeah ill just block her then. Otherwise it'll end up me turning around calling her a c**t n asking what the f**k does she know lol. Can't be arguing with women. She wasnt being sarcastic the dog aint a fat f****r lol. She's just not exactly as lean as I'd of kept my old staffs. Not really sure on how far you can push a french bulldog lol. At the same time I don't have any need to she's just the family pet.

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