dare 1,103 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Walking the dog this morning, not a mate but bird from the area drives past says allo. Get in and I get a text you need to feed your dog it looks skinny. It's a f***ing french bulldog ffs I could strip the thing down to a conditioned dog even if I wanted too. I won't even put a photo up as its just laughable she's not even what I'd call fit just a spoilt family pet. Bloody thing gets fed toast every morning ffs. Needless to say next week ill be changing my phone lol can't be arsed to even try educate her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,898 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Its a horrible sign of the times we live in where the owner of a dog 50% underweight will get prosecuted.......yet the owner of a dog 50% overweight will be met with " awww bless him he loves his food dont he " 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) isnt it the opposite where overweight kids are concerned just an observation Edited August 21, 2014 by desertbred 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 I wouldn't even say the dog is fit lol it's just a pet gets walked twice a day. When I first meet this bird everyone told me she was a c**t lol. Me being me and fact she's got alright tits I thought she seems alright. Thing is she always has to be right and can't even have a debate with her to prove her wrong. Not going to waste my breathe hardly ever bump into her so new phone it is. Would stick a photo up of the dog but its just laughable to even have it suggested she's skinny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 I wouldn't even say the dog is fit lol it's just a pet gets walked twice a day. When I first meet this bird everyone told me she was a c**t lol. Me being me and fact she's got alright tits I thought she seems alright. Thing is she always has to be right and can't even have a debate with her to prove her wrong. Not going to waste my breathe hardly ever bump into her so new phone it is. Would stick a photo up of the dog but its just laughable to even have it suggested she's skinny. How could she resist such a silver-tongued cavalier as you, Dare ? Seriously mate, it's a waste of time. There's owners who'll swear they follow the feeding guidelines and never give tit-bits, but there dogs are like barrels ! Idiots know nothing about nothing ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 18,191 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 I'm not grasping about changing your phone here? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,017 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Its a horrible sign of the times we live in where the owner of a dog 50% underweight will get prosecuted.......yet the owner of a dog 50% overweight will be met with " awww bless him he loves his food dont he " very true ,on the telly they had English bulldogs that could hardly walk let alone breath , and yet the proper bulldog (apbt) that are banned in most countrys , are normally one of healthiest breeds of dog to own, them and greyhounds . there few labs by me fat things,and next doors just had golden retriever , that looks as heavy as my young dog Buck, who is 28in 87lb , this g/r looks as heavy as him, think g/r should only be about 25in 65-70lb , says it all really, the thing prob be dead in couple years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 I got told the other day my bitch 14kg is too skinny. She can't be being fed much, according to this expert, because you can see her ribs. Funny that because she gets the same amount of food as her dad (22kg)! If she was underweight would she have visible shoulder muscles, arse muscles etc? No. I left it by saying that's what happens when you exercise your dogs properly, as the blokes King Charles waddled away lol. I think people are just f***ing stupid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Just say to her next time you see her , ie I was speaking to some one the other day , he said you where a shite ride ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I'm not grasping about changing your phone here? Iphone has wattsapp it's like some chat thing which basically is just sending free texts. Just someone having your number though means they can message you on it. Before I'd argue until blue in the face my point but as I've got older I just can't be arsed. As good as the company you keep and someone that thick I can't be mates with. I understand not everyone's gonna be a dog expert. When your not so clued up on a subject it's better to listen than to talk. I just can't be arsed and I've gone off her tits now because of it lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 if shes that good looking dare you agree to disagree if not push her this way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3175darren 1,103 Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Ever thought she could have been being sarcastic??????????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Tell the silly bitch to mind her own business Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 18,191 Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 You can block her from what's app via settings mate You can also block her number via the network but it just seems a little extreme to be changing your number over a bint 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Yeah ill just block her then. Otherwise it'll end up me turning around calling her a c**t n asking what the f**k does she know lol. Can't be arguing with women. She wasnt being sarcastic the dog aint a fat f****r lol. She's just not exactly as lean as I'd of kept my old staffs. Not really sure on how far you can push a french bulldog lol. At the same time I don't have any need to she's just the family pet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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