nans pat 2,575 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 remember to empty the piss bucket. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,420 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Come on man you gotta use your filbert when these opportunities arise..........could of moved some ol moose in for the week kept the gaff spick & span,dinner on the table,oral pleasure on tap then f****d her off and back to the world when the weeks up.......silly boy should of planned ahead. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted July 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 remember to empty the piss bucket. gets a skin on it like a rice pudding in this weather 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted July 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Come on man you gotta use your filbert when these opportunities arise..........could of moved some ol moose in for the week kept the gaff spick & span,dinner on the table,oral pleasure on tap then f****d her off and back to the world when the weeks up.......silly boy should of planned ahead. 20 year ago gnash i may well have done,or even been on the piss every night for a week getting up to no good but age takes its toll and i thank my lucky stars im clean and plan on staying that way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,420 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Come on man you gotta use your filbert when these opportunities arise..........could of moved some ol moose in for the week kept the gaff spick & span,dinner on the table,oral pleasure on tap then f****d her off and back to the world when the weeks up.......silly boy should of planned ahead. 20 year ago gnash i may well have done,or even been on the piss every night for a week getting up to no good but age takes its toll and i thank my lucky stars im clean and plan on staying that way yeah but what about the dishes ? nah i get you...........clean and sensible over daft and dirty and day of the week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery_Weasel 460 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) My misses buggered off and took the kids up to Scotland on Monday for the week. Its been hellish, I dont know how I've manage to cope without them Edited July 17, 2014 by Slippery_Weasel 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 id of gone away for the week. No housework or washing up then, just have to get back before she does to move the post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Plenty of beer. Few good takeaways few mates round for a bbq bit of fishing anything she moans about when at home really Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,932 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Whats Filbert rhyming slang for please Gnasher? Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 its not rhyming slang its a type of nut.......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
earth-thrower 494 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 every mans dream maybe but she only gone for a week she flew to Egypt for a week last saturday and although i had loads of great plans to do for a week home alone it seems iv aint done a lot. infact the most exiting thing i done was a day out to wales so says it all really so other than dial a whore or just throwing yourself around the bedroom to pass the time if you been given free reign for a week. what would you be getting up to? "so other than dial a whore or just throwing yourself around the bedroom to pass the time if you been given free reign for a week" ...........hilarious mate,really made me laugh there ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,420 Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Whats Filbert rhyming slang for please Gnasher? Cheers, D. Filbert = Nut = Head.........similar to use your loaf i suppose........I thought that was pretty common used dialogue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,932 Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Whats Filbert rhyming slang for please Gnasher? Cheers, D. Filbert = Nut = Head.........similar to use your loaf i suppose........I thought that was pretty common used dialogue Not where I come from, or where I am now But thank you Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 You must have some space for jhonny if.no ones there lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 You must have some space for jhonny if.no ones there lol cracked me up,she home tomorrow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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