Wxm 1,638 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) im sat on the throne pushing 1 out while typing did you know that multi tasking at its best Edited March 13, 2013 by Wxm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Thrown or Throne? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Thrown or Throne? what you talking about :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 im sat on the throne pushing 1 out while typing did you know that I'm not telepathic ) multi tasking at its best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 im sat on the throne pushing 1 out while typing did you know that multi tasking at its best I'm not telepathic ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Well every days a school day never knew any of them ) the one that's enlightened me for the day was the Victoria cross I liked that as I've got one here do ill be lookin into it a bit more ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Well every days a school day never knew any of them ) the one that's enlightened me for the day was the Victoria cross I liked that as I've got one here do ill be lookin into it a bit more ) da kin why I wrote that I don't rely lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 .When Buzz Aldrin joined Armstrong on the surface of the moon , he had to make sure not to lock the Eagle's door because there was no handle on the outside. How f****d up would that be if he had locked them out. "Hey neil youre never gonna believe what ive done" LOL imagine that, just sitting there waiting to run out of oxygen. What a way to go! I wonder if they would of sent another team out there to bring the bodies back? only for them to lock their selves out again lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Macky 227 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 if a man or woman only has one eye ,is he or she winking or blinking ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 The barnacles have got the longest penises of any animal. I'm known locally by the women as barnacle bill . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) Double post Edited March 13, 2013 by Attack Fell Terrier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiny 7 1,694 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 At first there was only 10 months in a yr... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Haephestus was the Ancient Greek blacksmith god who was given Aphrodite's hand in marriage by Zeus because was deformed and ugly, and it would prevent the other men and gods fighting over her. Incidently, Aphrodite was born after the Titan Chronos castrated his father Uranus with his own sickle and threw his bollocks into the sea! f**k me - everyone knows that... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Haephestus was the Ancient Greek blacksmith god who was given Aphrodite's hand in marriage by Zeus because was deformed and ugly, and it would prevent the other men and gods fighting over her. Incidently, Aphrodite was born after the Titan Chronos castrated his father Uranus with his own sickle and threw his bollocks into the sea! f**k me - everyone knows that... hahahahaha f**k me this place has had me in stitches today! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 A ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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