BEARINATOR 2,916 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 :laugh: Lab and Lanesra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hugo1 31 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 few scratchs and cuts the worst what happend to me was lost both my riggers trying to cross and shallow stream what wasnt so shallow out beating still get the piss taken out off me now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
staffs riffraff 1,068 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 dog ran in to me causing broken tibia at knee joint had to have 7 screws and plate still only 50% healed 7 months on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 dog ran in to me causing broken tibia at knee joint had to have 7 screws and plate still only 50% healed 7 months on :laugh: i seen this thread and thought of you mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 accidently shot my mate in the upper arm (bicep)a good few years ago with my webly tracker .22 from about 6inches away.....both sitting in a bush, when i moved, the corner of my jacket was stuck in the trigger......and you can guess what happened. needless to say i ran a f*****g mile as his hw97 was loaded and he wasnt happy!....gun safetey eh? jumped across a ditch whilst out lamping with the mate and our dogs in the pitch black.....didnt realise there was a single strand of barbed wire just the other side of the ditch, opened my thigh up a treat. wasnt that painful until i felt my leg getting warm and noticed my jeans had turned a shade of claret....still got the scar. matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggermad 154 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 fell down a bolt hole 4yrs ago never went the docs still having to get out of bed anytime in the night shooting pains straight up my leg and all my so called mate could do was laugh at least he saw the funny side of it DM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,909 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Seen folks cop a few No 6 shot the odd time. Even seen one get a pellet hit her in the face! But the worst was when a mate accidentally stuck his brother in the leg with his knife! f*****g panic stations untill we realised it wasn't serious and just needed a couple stitches. That's what happens when knives aren't haddled correctly though. Been bitten by a pissed off cat once that went straight through my thumb nail but nothing bad, never been bitten by a fox or owt... All these accidents were careless mistakes that could have been avoided! Ya live and learn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie nelly1 142 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 not an injury but lost my dog down a pot hole for 36hours, very lucky dog! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SkinnyMan 11 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Was out ferreting when i was about 15, put ferret down hole, sat waiting, noticed to dogs staring at a squeeking brick Never heard a brick squeek before so my mate walks over and moves the brick and out flies a rabbit ferret attached to its arse, mate then grips the rabbit only for it to sink its teeth right into his hand. Hes swinging this rabbit round with a ferret on its arse while we are rollling round with laughter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Glad its not just me thats a clumsy feker lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,377 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 once went lamping to a farm who had a collie in a kennel on the path that leads to the fields so we walked round my mate climbed onto a wall walked a few paces then dissappeared we run over to see whats happened only to find he has dropped in the middin full of cow shite head to toe covered in shite and wrecthing for all he was worth we couldnt stop laughing tears rolling then the poor lad spent 2 hours in just his boxers in the back of the van with the dogs on the way home dont know how we would explain that if we got pulled Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vin Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 1982..My mates granada ghia,metalic brown,cream velour interior...absolute minter..his pride and joy until the day we stopped to get out and have a shine with the lamp and one of the other lads dogs Jumped over from the back seat and shit inbetween the two front seats all over the gearstick etc etc it wasnt the solid kind..its was like thick brown guiness...he went balistick...it was an awfull drive home...he sold the car not long after..the smell went with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 I got shot in the big toe with an air rifle when I was about 14, embarrassing thing was it was me holding it at the time. Broke my ankle diving for a rabbit while ferreting a couple of years back thats about it why do people dive for rabbits? I dont get it. Dogs are for that job. Presumably people dive for rabbits when they dont own a dog, or when they dont have a dog with them, or the dog is occupied elsewhere at the time (like when more then one rabbit bolts a the same time) or alternatively because they have temporarily forgotten that they are older and more brittle than they used to be! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brookie 1,193 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 i chipped my knee cap tripping over a pile of stones whilst out lamping ,on a mountain had to limp home about 5 miles on my own in the pissing down rain ,now that was painfull .another time i was compromised on the fish over glasbury a long time ago and shot in the back with shotgun pellets .but the most painfull was sharpening a stick for my lad with a lock knife and took the tip of my finger of . i sang like feddy murcury with my hand tucked under my armpit ,whilst dancing a jig on the canal bank and my lad rolling around pissing himself laughing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 stung my arse and my hand once when i was out digging and had to have a shit -- pulled up a hand full of nettles with some dock leafs b*****ds stung my arse before my hand always packed a bog roll in my bag after that .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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