torchey 1,204 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 I,ve got enough here to shampoo a buffalo............................. If your asshole was as big as your mouth your guts would fall out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 you can't polish a turd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,449 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 If your sister had bollocks, she;d be your brother.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Through no fault of it's own Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 Niya poli iy Thekjunni Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,355 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead up the rectum don't affect em as much use as a handbrake on a canoe as welcome as a fart in a space suit like a donkeys dick lets hit the road if your brains were made of dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shushyjukal 41 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Share Posted October 2, 2011 "There's only one thing worse than having altzeimers and that my friend, is having altziemers". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 spunk on her face no babies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 She's seen more cockends than weekends........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 She's had enough cock to make a handrail from Swansea to Cardiff with... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 "There's only one thing worse than having altzeimers and that my friend, is having altziemers". :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
markfox 4 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 if you go to bed with a itchy arse. you will wake up with a smelly finger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 she had more rides than a black pool donkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,355 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 she had more pricks than a second hand dart board Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,449 Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 "Good home more important than money, £200 no offers.........." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.