Claim to Fame?

[terrierone 32]

met big frank bruno years back, couldnt even read a sentence off paper ,was 4 children in need, in younger days met harvey smith thought he was cushty then went to get autograph at his trailor, caught the twat whipping horse all over out of view of all . THE TWAT cried my heart out i was only 10 didnt bother with autograph tho .

[OldTrapCollector 377]

I once went out lamping (a few years ago now!) with a chap my old man knew, apparently he was in a rock band or something. I had never heard of him but he seemed quite a nice chap. It was a few years down the line that I recognised Robert Plant from a poster ...

 

My main claim to fame is playing backjack in a casino in Paradise Island, Nassau with Sean Connery. Legend!

 

OTC

[SEAN3513 7]

some of my customers include:

 

mr and mrs ball ( the parents of micheal)

 

mr scowcroft ( owner of swinton insurance)

 

sub contrract for the maintainence company that look after stings house, i have repaired his toilets !!!!!!!

 

and the ulimate...when i was a young lad ......isla st clair has sat on my face !!!!!!..........its true , she was at a local event and we where messing about on a bouncy castle and she was to........we all fell over and she landed , under carriage down on my face !!!!!!....i was only 13 at the time

 

also a couple of authors not to be overlooked.................j darcy and rolfe !!!!!!!

[iamduvern 62]

I met Bob Monkhouse  at Skegness railway station in 1964 mind you I was only 7 months old at the time

[Lab 10,979]

For all you celtic fans out there.....a few years back a group of us went to see Charlie and the bhoys play a gig before the match. We were running a bit late to go to the game(bevvied) and just when we got on the mini bus we got a chap on the window, it was Charlie and the bhoys wanting a lift up to the game. They all squeezed on and we had a right good sing song up to the game.

And this year on the local shoot that i pick up on i met and picked up for Fred Goodwin....nice man actually.

[albert64 1,882]

used to knock about with bonehead from oasis, been in the ring with ricky hatton, picked up loads of united players when they've been pissed when i had my black cab met rod stewart years ago when i was working in london on the mayfair hotel top bloke

[zap 4]

i,m in one o janet street-porters books ,you have loads o famous folk and then there is a picture o me in a pen crammed with sheep ,tell you what she was quiet amusing to talk to

[TOMO 28,386]

like a lot of doormen ive met to many to menion, especialy in the music industry , but also working on the door of the best hotel in nottingham met loads of tv personalitys as well as sports men .

 

worked dooing securiy at manumision in ibiza, met loads there , and also got in a few states in 1999 happy mondays reformed and came to manumision got kaned with ryder and bez

 

one of nicest i have worked with is Dermot Oleary, who introduses Xfactor. he was doing a live music show in ibiza for chanel 4 , it was called the " dogs balliarics" i was in charge of securiy for them , a real nice chap who would allways come and talk to us . on the other hand his co presenter Jane middlemiss, never spoke a single word o us in 10 weeks fillming

 

was also interviewed by world in action in 1998 , because of all the vilolence in ibiza. my mum has i on video.

Edited March 7, 2010 by TOMO

[mushroom 14,000]

I was the high daft cuunt who started a few thousand people shouting jezza to Jeremy Clarkson at the 2005 Hyde park calling He only came on to the stage to chat to somebody or another at the edges and I spotted the git Lysergic acid diethylamide for you The Who were 'kin brilliant that night or it could of been Roger Waters of Pink Floyd That weekend just melts into one

 

Oh and our kid were shaggin some bird out of Emmerdale

[IanB 0]

Sat opposite cheryl tweedy after all that pop star cack they'd won...on the train, when she was on her way to that course case, for sticking one on a black woman in a nightclub.. was steaming drunk off nightshift travelling home, got a big dirty signature off her...she was busy munching on jelly sweets, shes tiny mind..

[Guest alastair]

guy stood next to me aving a piss and looked over it was claude van dam,had a quick chat,nice chap had his family with him having lunch in the same restaurant as me and my family.

[diggory 130]

I AM THE SECRET LOVE CHILD OF MO MOWLEM AND PROF STEPHEN HAWKINS ,but keep it to yourselves

[Malt 379]

PAT BUTCHER GRABBED ME BY THE SCRUFF ONCE TOOK ME BACK TO HER HOTEL ROOM AND FFUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF ME :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: APART FROM THAT NOTHING ELSE

 

I hate to tell you this but she is a lesbian ...

 

So is Rough Coated....

[Malt 379]

Had pints at various times about the various pubs in town with Jonathan Davies, (Former Wales rugby union/league star and BBC pundit) Mike Phillips & Alan Bateman. Was also once bought a drink by Jonathan Thomas in a nightclub, but was too pissed to recognise him at the time, was just talking about my granddads old club, Pembroke RFC which is where he started off!

 

I met former swimmer David Wilke as a kid, and served DJ Chris Evans rissole & chips in my teens, when he was in town for the radio one road show. Gave him directions to the local nightclubs, and he came on air the next morning moaning that he couldn't find them!

 

I've bumped into Anna Ryder Richardson loads of times about the town too, after she bought a local wildlife park. She's tiny!

 

..oh, and I made the front page of the local rag after one scrape when I was a kid, under the headline:

 

"Cliff boy rescued"

[miles 227]

I had dinner with Arton Senna, Damon Hill and Eddie Irvine. I was only about 12 and was really bored!

 

I

Your being FAR to modest Hannah I believe you know PERSONALLY a VERY famous author,photographer with his own chapter in the guinness book of records for the worlds biggest proboscis

 

Sometimes the magnitude of his brilliance can reduce me to tears, his talent is simply overwhelming and i will forever stand in his shadow . . . . . . cast from said proboscis!