Wxm 1,638 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 if the rivers flows red, use the dirt track instead Thats gross :sick: lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Yes one of Labours gems along with Gordon Browns 'the end of boom and bust' just before we busted :wankerzo4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 i am a fairy my name is nough fairy fairy fairynough i cant see the woods for the trees your half daft and the other half stupid got a face only a mother could love face like a slaters nail pouch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Lloyd 10,736 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 " KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE,..AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dafydd thomas 13 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 the harder you work the luckier you get Quote Link to post Share on other sites
killa-combo 142 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 scotty2306.... GET THEM LAMPS OFF N LETS BE AWAY TO f**k.... ginny spinners..... WHY NOT LIKE... mine.... WWOOOOW LADS STOP A THINK I HEARD SUMMET.... ... POACHERS SAYINGS EHH LOL... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGPETE 0 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 If it's got tits or tyres it's going to be trouble! She had a face like a welders bench and a fanny like a bill-posters glue pot. I was sweating like a geordie on a spelling test (no offence!) If a bloke says something and there isn't a woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3jackwhite3 2 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 shes got a face like a bag of smashed crabs as flat as a whitches tit if theres grass on the wicket lets play cricket if it flys it dies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,968 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 If I wanted to listen to an arsehole i'd fart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishslayer 10 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I wouldn't f**k her with your dick. That makes my ass want to dip snuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 if you Fcuk with fire your going to get burnt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 f**k with the bull and you get the horns. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 i pulled out and left her face like a plasterers radio or your as thick as a submarines window Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddog70 236 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 little men and jack russells have bloody big chips on there shoulders Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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